Ohhh it's what would Jesus do, not what would Jésús do. That explains a few things. *Throws away taco and sombrero*
@Vegetable Soup, *digs through trash and takes taco and sombrero*
@Stabby, would Jesus do that? No he would not
@Vegetable Soup, fvck Big J, son, im hangry.
@Stabby, do you get all stabby when you're hungry?
@Vegetable Soup, no i just sorta lie on the floor and make noises, same as when im horny or just plain sad.
@Stabby, so, all the time?
@Stabby, yes except on wednesdays, thats when I yell at traffic, which i find quite satisfying.
@Vegetable Soup, Jesus wouldn't but Jésús would
@Stabby, you replied to yourself... Why don't you go over there and just talk to yourself
@satan of the north, you're absolutely correct and this is why I love you
@Vegetable Soup, you clearly asked a question, sorry you need strict directions to know im talking to you, bum.
@Stabby, relax buddy, I was just making a joke. If you look at your previous reply, you've accidentally tagged yourself.
@Vegetable Soup, im very aware of both these things dude, come on. If i play along you cant break character.
@Stabby, oh, shjt that's some good acting. Thought it was real. Bravo
@Vegetable Soup, im not a flower, buddy. You gotta lay into me next time.
@Stabby, I don't want to hurt you
@Vegetable Soup, but im a masochist.
@Stabby, I want to hurt you*
@Vegetable Soup, oooh yeahhh
I mean if being whipped profusely spat on betrayed by friends nailed to a tree stabbed through the side having your father turn your back on you because of the sins of the world and having the people you came to save and love despise you then ....yeah mean
@Lostforwards, Well, those things definitely aren't nice.
"Mean to him"
"Tortured and murdered"
*waits for someone who read the Bible to explain*
@Skateboarding Hippie, By "so mean to him" he means getting torn apart and nailed to a cross
@Skateboarding Hippie, You ever heard the story of easter? It's not a story the atheists would tell you
@mini gun panda, “...He could save others from death, but also Himself.”
Whenever someone asks me “What would Jesus do?”, I remind them that whipping people and flipping over tables is an option (John 2:13-16)
@AJMalone, also using his godly abilities to curse trees to be forever barren because they didn't produce the out of season fruit he had a craving for.