Correlation does not equal causation
@Waskly wabbit, that’s my defense but Chris Hanson wants to hear none of it
@Waskly wabbit, post hoc ergo propter hoc (sp?). One of many things I learned from The West Wing.
I like 8ams. Close parking spots, professor lowers their standards and breakfast in class isn't usually an issue. Plus, I have all day ahead of me.
Me: "Its OK that your late, who would have known your engine would have died out on you. Just explain what happened and you'll be fine."
Classmate who walked in 3 minutes ahead of me: "Sorry I'm late I had car trouble."
Me: "Son of a bitch!"
She just got bored of killing grandparents
Well duh... the grandparents already died, dummy...
Am I the only one that misses class and just tells the professor I didn’t wanna come so I didn’t?
I dont get this im sorry
F&cking brilliant. ’Starts slow clap’
I thought that because I had class at 7:30 in high school, 8:00 classes would be no problem.
Never before have I been so wrong.