This would not fly in my house. RIP this kid
@InsaneWolf, I don't think it would fly in any house. The paper is all crumpled and messed up, you can't make an airplane out of that!
@InsaneWolf, while disrespectful, I can see this kid becoming a lawyer or successful business man
Dad “ yeah well your mums vagina wouldn’t be like a wizards sleeve if your head wasn’t so big Joshua, I will be in the garage waiting for my present melon head “
Well, he has a point.
@Alens , his dad had a point ;)
My mom would have laughed hysterically, then asked where her present was.
Alright, listen here you little shjt...
@aminalFacks, I fetched you into this world and so help me lord I will take back out of it!
@dusty44, Top 10 Soundtracks of Life
"Dear son, today is your birthday and without your parents that wouldnt be possible. We will wait in the living room for our present."
This kid has the system beat but not nearly as beat as his but will be
Joshua 🖕 gfy
Christmas wouldnt be possible without me here so Jesus had someone to die for. Ill be waiting for my present. (Literally for some reason gets a present) what the fvck even is a holiday?