*Seductively looks at goose*
@ThePoison, *goose attacks seductively*
@BerserkerNinja9, *strokes gooses neck seductively*
@Stacys daughter , I was gonna say something about that not being the gooses neck but then decided to be classier
@Stacys daughter , Is there a way to not seductively stroke a goose’s neck?
The amber alert doesn't work on my phone when they tested Itz so I if there's a nuclear strike then I'm boned
@Duncan5769, you won't have any time to hide in the refrigerator
@WiseWonton, a new emergency alert system was supposed to debut across Canada's provinces, but a large portion of the population received no such alert, so in the case of a local emergency they'd be fukd. Personally I'd rather die than have to deal with a Canada Goose.
@FriendlyPlatypus, but isn’t facing the goose the same as death?
Fun fact: the plural of goose is sheep.
I got the alert and my phone wasn’t on silent so it started blasting an alarm I didn’t recognize and I was so confused.
Coming from a government twitter account I have to say.
The animal apocalypse is upon us. And the government are little chipmunks in people skin. They know. You know. Let the world know.