I want this as my Gravatar since it is very similar to something I already say
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, well, would ya look at you.
@M0RT0S, taste it
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, don't mind if I do papa dwayne.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I like your old one better. It's a part of you. Change it back
@Vegetable Soup, I like your old one better
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, no, I like your old one better
@Vegetable Soup, your soup needs peas in it
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, it's filled with yummy pea-ness
@Vegetable Soup, wait is this a trap?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, what trap? I'm just a 9 year old soup. Meet me behind the dumpster
@Vegetable Soup, oh ok. I didn’t want to get fooled a 5th time.
Sure I’ll meat you
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, FBI PUT YOUR COCK BEHIND YOUR BACK
@Vegetable Soup, no u
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, got me.
@Vegetable Soup, best I could do. Kinda wraps around the back
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, this is messier than your basement. A for effort though.
@Vegetable Soup, do NOT go in the basement
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, red and brown do not go well together.
@Vegetable Soup, oh
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, better but get rid of the fat kid
@Vegetable Soup, which one?
Nevermind. I’ll let them both go. They raided my snack drawer the other day.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, why am I still talking to you? 😂
@Vegetable Soup, 🤷🏻♂️ ✌️Peas out
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I see a hint of scary Mike in you but you're getting worse
(this will be edited to say f*ck you)
@Vegetable Soup, Now watch this dialogue get screencapped and put in uncut (Not by me, though).
@ragnellalondite, Dwayne is not worth it. Just cut him out of the conversation
@The “Captioner”, yeah just add captions instead
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, this is highly offensive
@“Vegetable” Soup, you’re high and defensive
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I like the effort of quotation marks on vegetable whenever you reply to me
@“Vegetable” Soup, well that’s all I’ve got right now so you take what I give
Sorry, I wasn’t talking to you but it also applies to you
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you done f*cked up my username Dwayne
@The “Captioner”, there it’s fixed
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, every time you bring my phase up, it hurts.
@“Vegetable” Soup, you’ll say this in a couple years about the chicken soup too
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, what makes you think I'll still be here in a couple of years?
@“Vegetable” Soup, even if you’re not I’ll still reply to these in random
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, maybe you'll do that a few times but when I don't answer you'll move on. Then one day you'll hear a buzz from your phone.
@“Vegetable” Soup, and I’ll have to snatch it from the Asian kid because he outsmarted me and was trying to dial 9-1-1
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, unfortunately he did dial 911. I show up in a police costume
@“Vegetable” Soup, oh no not again
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, f*ck knows what's going on here. I lost track
@“Vegetable” Soup, lol I would have preferred nurse costume. Too many flashbacks for police costume
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, yh an Asian child calls 911 because some man is keeping him in his basement and they send a nurse
@“Vegetable” Soup, I lost track too
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I don't believe you've ever tracked in your life
@“Vegetable” Soup, tracked kids or ?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, run a track
@“Vegetable” Soup, trying to get my 3 mile time down to 20 minutes. Currently 21 mins
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, that's pretty good Dwayne. I'm trying to get my 3 Mike time down to 18 from 19 minutes
@“Vegetable” Soup, that sounds like my next goal. Maybe by Octoberish
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, goals are good to have in life but just remember. I have beaten every single goal of yours
@“Vegetable” Soup, why would you beat the kids??
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, hahaha nice
@“Vegetable” Soup, how do you have a good 3 “Mike” time. What do you do?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I gather 3 mikes and see which is the superior Mike
@“Vegetable” Soup, I’m out *drops Mike*
@Vegetable Soup, KOBE
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I'm not much of an outgoing person but I play tennis and jog a little. I stopped going to the gym a few weeks ago because all my hours are now spent trying to grind on funnypics
@Vegetable Soup, I’ve done that before
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, yes but mine is entirely different. I'm not grinding on little kids
@“Vegetable” Soup, just making sure they eat all the peas in their “vegetable” soup. The peaness
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, creamy peaness
@“Vegetable” Soup, you f*ckin know it.
Surprised you didn’t reply to me or Alliance
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I don't like to toot my own horn
@Vegetable Soup, “I have beaten every single goal of yours.”
Oh you tooted all right
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, ok I tooted that time. No more toots
Nope because peas sounds like penis and I ain’t about to put anything in my mouth that sounds like penis. Miss me with that gay shjt
As long as you say "No GMO" first.
I remember that short lived series The Critic, where they had a clip of Orson Welles doing a commercial for Rosebud Peas.
"Filled with genuine quality pea-ness!"
Did i do it right?
Don't mind if I do