Not even Canadian and I know this to be true.
Those things don't fvck around.
@MercBenzodiazepine, geese are in competition with wasps for biggest @ssholes in the animal kingdom in my opinion
@Captain3rdWheel, *honey badger kicks door in* you wanna talk about who’s a bigger @sshole?
@BigJohnson86, i’ve never heard a story of one of them bothering a person though
@Captain3rdWheel, do you suppose that’s because there’s never been a survivor?
@BigJohnson86, possibly maybe the nasty ass honey badger is just really good at hiding the evidence
A foolish or ignorant person is called a goose because of the alleged stupidity of this bird.
- Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable
Where I work we have have a bunch of geese that fly in from a golf course next door and every day at 5:30 the geese all take flight and honk in one great goose choir and it reverberates off the buildings......truly one of nature's great symphonies
Geese are as dumb as a bag of doorknobs.
Clearly none of you know the secret tactic of scaring off geese. If you did you'd realise how incredibly stupid they are. Aggressive, yes. Smart, no.
Geese are mean as smart as f$ck but as for scary dinos idk, have you ever seen a crocodile up close in person? I was lucky enough to see several in Kenya and those are some scary dinos
My farm has about 10-20 resident Canadian geese (in Texas) and they have some funny habits. But do you Twitter.
It’s goose propaganda to lure the unwary or unknowing into their clutches
That and geese tend to be right idiots when they're young. Around here you can tell the first years from the salty vets because the rookies are nesting in parking lot dividers while the vets are right cunts down by the river
Have you never seen top gun you heathen? Good ness gracious great balls of fire! Mavericks navigator is a very silly goose.