Thanos you bastärd. You took half of her eyelashes
@Vegetable Soup, Patrick "40 lashes?!" *flush flush* *shivers*
@Good Guy Satan, 20 if he uses this bitch's curler
@Vegetable Soup, A weapon like that might be too powerful for him
@Good Guy Satan, if Patrick can use mayonnaise as an instrument, this is nothing.
@Vegetable Soup, #bestcomments
@Just Kraze, not yet haha
@Vegetable Soup, I’m from the future. This comment is what initiated world peace.
@Just Kraze, ffs, I initiated world peace? That's wack
@Vegetable Soup, 😈
@Vegetable Soup, FYI bastard isn’t censored.
@I Are Lebo, I found out just a while ago haha. It's more classical when I write it this way
@Vegetable Soup, I’ve been using this one a lot lately, but I think it’s still appropriate.
@I Are Lebo, what is so wrong with me that I can't see your emoticons?
@Vegetable Soup, *bastard head
@Vegetable Soup, I can't either. I blame him.
@mas2de, yeah, definitely his fault
@Vegetable Soup, 😐
@Vegetable Soup, btw it’s a raised eyebrow emoji
@I Are Lebo, fix your emojis !
@Vegetable Soup, fix your face!
Nah, I’m just playin’. Your face is fine.
@I Are Lebo, would you say it's better or worse than @stacys daughter?
@Vegetable Soup, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incinerate me.
@I Are Lebo, answer the damn question
@Vegetable Soup, 42
@I Are Lebo, I am 42 times better? That's awfully kind of you
@Vegetable Soup, sure why not
@I Are Lebo, I'm telling on you!
@Vegetable Soup, is that different from telling on me?
@I Are Lebo, telling on you is the same as telling on you
@Vegetable Soup, I saw that before the edit. You said “telling off you”.
@I Are Lebo, no need to send me the middle finger emoji :(
@Vegetable Soup, 🤨
You need to fix your emojis.
@I Are Lebo, my emojis are better than your emojis will ever be. I can't see that one btw
@Vegetable Soup, can you see these? 😀😎
@I Are Lebo, yes, the middle finger emoji and the middle finger emoji in black
@Vegetable Soup, your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
@I Are Lebo, You're not my dad 🖕
@Vegetable Soup, go to your room, young lady!
@I Are Lebo, you will never be my dad, f*ggot!
@Vegetable Soup, wow, rude. Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?
Although I suppose I shouldn’t talk. I did something far worse to her with my mouth...
@I Are Lebo, you pig! I'm gonna tell my dad and he'll kill you, bitch
@Vegetable Soup, no it’s okay. He knows. He was holding the video camera.
Anyway, sweet cheeks, I gotta go do the working things, so I’ll play with you more later. K thnx bai!
@I Are Lebo, Kys and don't ever come back. My mum hates you
@Vegetable Soup, that’s not what she said last night...
See this is what happens when you're cheap and buy the curler that's half off
@MisterE92, dang it your comment is better than mine, have an upvote
@MisterE92, also when you clinch for too long
i dont understand why ppl would press the sh!t out of it though... like dang, chill... when its pressed hard the rubber part bends inwards and can slip out the groove its sitting in... thats how to get your lashes ripped off lol or when using a curler with mascara on already... it doesn't need to be pressed that hard though. heres unbearable bonus... my cousin used to pluck lashes out that didnt cooperate with her when she did her makeup... it looked like painful as hell.
If you turn it upside down she looks like a smiling cyclops
I used to watch my mom do it as a kid. When she wasn't looking I stole it and put it on my eyelash and blinked. All my eyelashes came off. The thing is I couldn't stop doing it. And I always did it in my left eye. I never had eyelashes in my left eye during certain years of my life.
As someone who uses an eyelash curler every day, this is my worst nightmare
Clean the rubber pads after each use next time