Midwife actually means ‘with woman’ so technically he should be ‘without woman’
Please don't start asking about my personal life, it's uncomfortable.
So an efiwdim?
So you're a deadwife?
@Salem, Actually the opposite would be MidHusband, as the opposite of mid is still mid
@CantLiveWithoutMemes, so... is his job to put babies into uteruses?
@CantLiveWithoutMemes, how about PeripheryHusband
@CantLiveWithoutMemes, damn my pun didn’t work.