No greater truth than this.......
But santa can see you
@Vegetable Soup, and it's harder for him to deliver presents. Do you want him to take the stairs, you f*ck?
@Vegetable Soup, yes.
Apartment tip: always live on the 2nd floor or higher. You're less likely to be robbed or have a random act of violence committed against you
You can also listen to free porn if you’re lucky
That makes sense *grabs shovel* but just in case I should dig a little further.
But then you have to listen to upstairs neighbors tossing and turning in their beds all night. I mean, gee whiz, they must have trouble sleeping.
And it’s easier bringing in the groceries