That’s some dangerously high dong-proximity.
@SurgeonSean, “oh my..”
“Please, Red team has a Phar-mercy, and despite having 4 dps, we don’t have a single hitscan. I can play Dva but I need help dealing with them. Can someone please go Soldier or Zen so we have a chance at winning?”
My one teammate actually in Chat:
“Fok u, gayboi”
@Cabbage Salesman, My favorite is when we have 4 dps, I offer to go support if we can get a tank, nobody answers. Half way through the game I get flamed for not filling. Overwatch makes me more angry than a lot of things in this world
@Cabbage Salesman, thats the problem though, not everyone can play every character. Like I main either Reinhardt or Mercy so if you ask me to go soldier or Zen I'd be like soz brah, I can maybe do junkrat but even then I'd just be yelling AWWW Crikey
@The Aussie, but hey, as long as you’re communicating theses disparities to your team, that’s great! Most people just stay silent despite everything not working
@Cabbage Salesman, this is why God invented mics and headsets
@Cabbage Salesman, I main tanks (esp. D.Va and Winston) which means I end up doing it almost every single game because I'm the only one willing. Solo tanking every game gets old fast.
@Cabbage Salesman, I just started overwatch a couple weeks ago. Still trying to find my feet in comp and quick play. Any tips for a new guy? I’m decent with 76, and I know bastion is OP for payload if you can get setup. Anything else?
@the feels on the bus, One-trick Symmetra to GM.
@the feels on the bus, don't play comp until you reached a decent level with at least 6 character. If you're already placed, it's this:
Above platinum: you can play a pretty decent game, and if you're good, you will climb pretty easly (if you're good with soldier, i'll try with tracer and Sombra, because they're tracking based herpes)
Below platinum: welcome to elo hell. You're gonna have some rough time.
If it's platinum: SELL YOUR SOUL BUT DON'T DERANK TO GOLD
I have found that all matchmaking in every multiplayer game is like this.
Also a fair population sample of the United States...
They have two Chuck Norris's. I think they are fine.
I'm religious and I'm super duper offended by this.
No I'm not. This is funny. And accurate.
JUST SWITCH OFF WE NEED HITSCAN