So don't wear your hat backwards?
@Rogue Hobo, okay so I felt like a total pervert. I thought the first guy was looking at the other pee and they were saying don't be this guy. I was thinking, "Why do they need to tell me not to do this? Is this a common occurrence?"
I feel like an idiot.
@Rogue Hobo, no that first guy is a dickbutt.
@Rogue Hobo, he’s not
@Rogue Hobo, I just like the fact that the hat turned turned around in the second picture
The only time I sit to pee is when I have to do both numbers
@North, really? I stand when I poop. And then I wipe in a spiral pattern from the middle out... I call it the hurricane
@Canadian Steelmaking, O.o
@North, i only poop in urinals
@North, I read „I only pee when I have to do both numbers“... for a moment I thought you were the guy with the fastest digestive system or the strongest bladder...
@North, I’ll also sit if I’m really sleepy or if I just want a minute to scroll through some funnypics.
Wow...is he hung or is it just me?
If I saw this sign I’d pee standing just to spite it. And maybe also pee on the sign.
There's somewhere were it's against the rules to urinate standing up, glad I don't live there
@Jakobian, i mean this way you’d avoid some idiot pissing all over the public bathroom
@Jakobian, really the signs says “don’t spray piss all over the place with the splashback”
@Richard Cypher, that's why toilet seats exist
@The Soviet Bear, except nobody would assume this is a enforced rule as they would have to have people watching you piss. This means the only ones who would follow it are the ones who wouldn’t want to piss all over the seat in the first place so really you would still have the nasty seat justvmore people having to wipe it down before using it.
Then your penis will touch the toilet bowl unless its the extra long toilet bowls
I often sit to pee, for a treat
Not sure is I like this new silluett dickbutt