He’s at the store.
@funkymoosechops, Congrats you've already won this picture and nobody else has even commented yet.
@funkymoosechops, he-he'll be back one day right?
Just like my dad will come back from the store one day from buying cigarettes
@Duncan5769, oh yeah bud. Don’t worry.
@funkymoosechops, ok good
@funkymoosechops, Beat me to it. Beat everyone to it. You dirty bastard
If you hadn't heard him correctly, and you never saw him again to ask him what he originally said, how do you know he asked you to be his girlfriend?
@PizzaCrust, why because it’s elementary ( school ) my dear Pizza.
Good ol made up story time on Twitter.