This is why I hit all my packages with a heavy mace before I pick them up.
@Steaknuggets, MACE.... *Sees package breath slightly* ...TO THE FACE!
@Steaknuggets, I do it classy, I hit it with the cut off tail of an ancient dragon, that's shaped like a sword for some reason
@Steaknuggets, "yes Amazon? I'd like to report another broken glass ware set, yea your delivery guy has to start being more careful"
@Steaknuggets, but what if you haven't got your mace yet and that's what you are waiting to arrive but you also are unsure if its a mimic? Also what if you order a second mace would we see some epic mace on mace action??
Is that you Snake?!?
@phalcon , it was my destiny to be here... inside the box.
Need undead hunter charm
That smirk. Gets me everytime.
The first time I was playing DnD and we were in a dungeon crawl, we were playing through the Tomb of Annihilation. We came upon a treasure room in a rotating section of the dungeon so we only had a couple of rounds to enter the room before it became inaccessible. Being a rogue, I didn’t hesitate. In the room was a large treasure chest and a statue. I was so terrified that it was a mimic that I threw a dagger at the chest, hoping to be out of range of a mimic’s counterattack.
The noise of the blade hitting the completely ordinary chest caused a magical trap to activate and the statue came to life and almost TPK’d us.
I’ve been paranoid about statues ever since.
Look at that smug smirk. A disgusting mimic indeed.