Him: For dessert, chocolate cake
Me: I don’t really like chocolate though, could I get -
Him: YOURE EATING CHOCOLATE CAKE PRIVATE
Me: SIR YES SIR
The secret service must be really concerned about those guns
@Sgt Giggles, it’s ok he sleeps in the armoury.
@Sgt Giggles, also (this will be the only time I ever say this) it's a shame he wasn't a Marine, because he could have been a retired master guns, or master gunnery sergeant
@dusty44, I think he might actually be the armory
@Sgt Giggles, too bad they can’t disARM him
Thats not master chef, thats master chief
@Herpaderp1234, Isn't master chief a ginger though?
He's there just in case the entire rest of the military attempts a coup
Master swol sergeant- retired
I sense a White House version of Under Seige coming on
He's got arms like legs!
Holy hell that dude is huge.
Roids in action
Look at the size of the lad
@aceh43rt, absolute unit
LIGHT WEIGHT BUDDYY!!! YEP YEP YEP!!!!