When you’re trying to get home so you can relieve yourself of the huge shjt you’re holding in but the dickweed in front of you is going 5 below the speed limit
@TriangleTesticles, or at a red light
@TriangleTesticles, Yeah, I'll be real relieved when you finally take your shjt. I'm rooting for you
@TriangleTesticles, Just do what I do n take a shït in your car, problem solved
@TriangleTesticles, just drove to work and 1/3 of the way is a set of 60 mph roads and for some reason, its as if it is a written rule amongst all other drivers that they must go 45 on this road. Well today some prlck decided he only wanted to go 30-35 and I couldn't stay in 4th gear... On a 60 road... God I hate other drivers so fvcking much why can't people just abide by rules it makes life so much easier, there's a fvcking speed limit, so do it, or go over it I don't care just don't go under. 5 under is understandable, 10 under is annoying but whatever but anymore and you're just a dlck. Fvck. Love driving, absolutely fvcking despise other drivers. It's also like 60% of drivers never learned what an indicator was when they learned to drive... Its not for your gain its to tell other drivers what you are doing, fvcking prlcks.
@Jipz, Y…you ok?
@TriangleTesticles, yeah I'm fine, but I think 60% of other drivers are mentally ill though.
Just do what I did and when my hostile takeover fails:
-Find a deep, dark place where no one can bother you
-It's cold so set up an expensive gaming set up (which is what Hell is currently heated by)
-post memes until the apocalypse
@Good Guy Satan, what kinda games do you have
Did someone attempt to draw Mr. Bean? Because it looks like someone tried to draw Mr. Bean. Only they got it horrifically wrong.
When Jesus is trying to crop your picture correctly but you wanna keep sinning.