Is this boxing?
@aceh43rt, no, this is Patrick
@The Aussie, *gunshot*
This is America
@Thecoolaccount , some say he's still not getting laid to this very day.
Yeah well I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe this morning and only cried for 6 minutes.
@ImNotRacistBut, Were you watering your spice garden?
@ImNotRacistBut, hey! I stubbed my pinky toe on Sunday and it ripped my nail up and bled alot :) still hurts like a bitch and had to drive to and from work yesterday and spend 7 hours stood up in formal shoes so yaaay me
@Jipz, dang! Mine wasn’t that bad. What had you standing for 7 hours?
@ImNotRacistBut, I think you belong over there
@ImNotRacistBut, work in carphone warehouse, everything is standing up
Today in useless but fun to watch tricks...
*Dad looks over* "$300,000 of student debt. At least he didn't become a DJ"
I watched the statue in the back all the way through before noticing the guy with the boxes
I can see the panties flying off women
Playing with my wood in public is my favorite thing to do.
...I just want my Velveeta Shells and Cheese, dude..
There’s still an Asian that can do it better
Nobody told you to pursue an art degree.
Cool dude, maybe you can impress you future father-in-law with that super cool and useful trick.
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he’s a square bender...
So that's what ups does all day.
Let the panties hit the floor!