Or just do what I did today, wake up at 7:00 when your supposed to be at work at 7:00. Helps you to get an hour and a half of extra sleep and therefore you’ll be super awake!
@Burt Reynolds, What a coincidence, I did that just yesterday. My alarm went off, I turned it off, I blinked once and an entire hour went by.
@Burt Reynolds, i wake up half an hr before work.
This reminds me of this dude at a party last night who told me to finish a fifth of fireball because it would have the same effect as NyQuil.
He wasn’t wrong.
@Mr Sarcastic, he might not've been wrong but you only need a shot of Nyquil compared to torturing yourself with a fifth of fireball
@Lellow0079, I may have had more than one shot of fireball.
That was the best Monday I don’t remember
@Mr Sarcastic, wow that brings me back to 2 weeks ago. I apparently passed out twice, one in this random girls car, and again in my college parking lot after taking my 5th shot of Patrón in like an hour
@Muffin Jizz, this is why there should be funny pics meet ups, you sound like exactly the type of person I would love to party with.
Also if we ever party, bring the muffins
@Mr Sarcastic, I had a buddy who was allergic to liqour. Every time he would drink liter, he'd break out in handcuffs
Once my water wasn’t working so I used a can of Red Bull to brew a keurig cup of death wish coffee. I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car, went back, got my car, made it to the office, remembered I telework, and rammed into my home office headfirst.
It’s 9pm here, and I have to be up at 2am to drive 300 miles for a 9am meeting. Fúck those tiny cans of Red Bull, I’ll be mainlining giant cans of Monster Energy for 6 hours!
The real mystery is where can I get a cup that holds that much. That thing is magical.
I have to drink lots of coffee to stay awake due to lack of sleep from all the coffee I drink.