Speaking of which my cat just threw up on my bed and now I've got to stay up for another two hours
@Gaming Doggo, guessing you are on the east coast of the map? Or you are in the west and work nightshift. Either way that sucks bro
@PunnyBaker, Britain, start work at 3 am
@Gaming Doggo, ouch. Double whammy. Have an extra cup of tea for me
@Gaming Doggo, how long does it take you to change your sheets?!
@2807Ollie, He may only have one set, in which case he has to wash and dry them, which can take upwards about two hours.
@Gaming Doggo, I feel that, though. At least your fluffy sausage doesn't get turds stuck in their fur and you wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night only to step in a warm ball of poop. Literally I find at least one a day, three or more on special occasions.
So. I've done some thinking, which i rarely do, and I thought "What are the downsides of living in a pillow fort. Does it affect your health? Does it attract dustmites? How do I build a pillow fort big enough to throw a party in and how would I manage to get that amount of pillows and where can I host a such party?" Anyone got any ideas?
“And why do you have so many pillows?”
“Because I’m an adult and no one can stop me.”
And now you aren’t either.. begone thot!