You need this until you’re drunk and going down the steps and accidentally step on the slide part and your foot slides out from under you and you land on your back and tumble all the way down until you hit your blood splattered white couch at the bottom, and then you don’t need this anymore.
@YourMomRidesMeGood, you're right. Someone might die from that...
*Buys slide and three bottles of absinthe*
@YourMomRidesMeGood, needs a railing devider. Then at least if you are drunk it will be a more confirmed accident
@YourMomRidesMeGood, .....But until that day, we shall have slidey times!!
@YourMomRidesMeGood, but if you're already drunk how can you get hurt?
Smacks face first into the back of that couch
Okay, but real talk, slides in a house are no joke. I had a slide on my bunk beds in like third grade, and one day I was walking down it and I slipped and sliced my knee open on an air grate at the bottom. I could see my knee cap and was in the hospital for days and had to go through physical therapy after so I could walk again. There’s still blood on that air grate to this day
@Dex the Lumberjack, why was there an air vent at the bottom of the slide?
@The Freaking FBI, well the grate was there first. As to why my parents didn’t move the bed, who knows?
@Dex the Lumberjack, 🤮
@Dex the Lumberjack, maybe they were hoping another accident would take care of the first. Sounds like it almost worked.
@Dex the Lumberjack, why walk down a slide though? Like, shouldn't you just always, ya know, slide down it, so stuff like that doesn't happen?
@Dex the Lumberjack, why would you walk down a slide ya dope?
It annoys me that the slide doesn't stop at the bottom of the stairs so it doesn't stick out and that you could easily get up.
Enough to get a job you don't like, suck it up and work hard, stop buying most of the things you impulsively "need", live frugal for several years while saving money and building your credit by consistently paying bills on time, take out a new house loan, and buy one under your budget so you can afford renovation? Didn't figure.
I need one of those spiral slides in my bedroom like baby looney tunes