Calm down there Satan.
@Grizzy, I think women getting pregnant without the man knowing is more of God's territory
@Good Guy Satan, or it was the force and those pesky midichlorians.
@fettman1138, midichlorians framed me for genocide.
@Good Guy Satan, actually this time it was me. Sorry buddy, my bad.
@satan of the north, Dont worry about it my Wintery friend; it Happens to the best if us
But wont they just leave you when they find out you aren't really pregnant?
@Mr Literal, it’s only step one of the plan. They can follow it up by actually getting pregnant. Either with the same guy since a condom won’t really be necessary any more or if the guy doesn’t want them, just find anybody off the street to get them pregnant and still have the first guy believe it’s there’s.
@Mr Literal, by then you'll be married. If he's from a particularly traditional or religious family, that is.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, sounds like you have some experience in this area
@WelI Obviously, just heard horror stories from friends and coworkers. It makes any new relationships borderline terrifying when you think about all the ways a woman could trap a man as their own personal resource for 18+ years
@Mr Literal, what if she says she went to the doc and she had a miscarriage before she was even showing? Now he's marrying her And has to feel terrible for her.
Oh, and she's also a monster.
Best advice anyone ever gave me: Get a vasectomy, keep it a secret.
@Cynic8387, microwaving my balls would be cheaper, though.
@Cynic8387, only good if you defo don’t want kids.
I didn’t want kids, best move I made.
Unless it's Jamal's dad. He would just make a really long pit stop at the grocery store
My ex thought this was a good idea/joke. Shes been single for the last 7 years now.
@ButtNutter, This man's smart. He only nuts in butts.
you. I like you.
This is the like the opening to a movie... one where the guy is sitting in the interrogation room, trying to convince the cops that it was a justifiable homicide.
"She kept selling those tests online... she had to be stopped, before more lives were ruined. Kill one, save a thousand..."
Not if I pee on them first
Or you can just buy fake ones on ebay for like £5