Me: So life what do I get?
Life: You get top comment on this pic.
@Ray213, well played.
@Ray213, You know. All it takes is just ooone little dislike and your top comment is gone.
I have that... I never get fat despite eating almost only junk food and sleeping all day. It's pretty neat.
@A pet named Steve, tell me your German health secrets...
@Proactive Citizenry , I have it too and my family is German. Maybe that is the secret.
@A pet named Steve, German metabolism?
@Rowule, same here. I’m sensing a conspiracy
@Proactive Citizenry , eat lots of Wurst and Sauerkaut, with a pint of beer at each meal and the occasional glass of buttermilk.
@Proactive Citizenry , if you want to do some sports, I suggest yodelling in the Alps. (Tbh there are many, many fat Germans too so... Yeah. Maybe it's not in our genes.)
@A pet named Steve, it will catch up eventually as you age, your metabolism slows and you start slowly gaining.
@A pet named Steve, yup, I got to a point where I was having 4 meals a day just to attempt to put on weight but to no avail and just gave up.
@Steve the cat, then I gotta enjoy it while it lasts... *Eats several bags of chips*
@A pet named Steve, eat some for me, too.
@A pet named Steve, how old are you ?
@A pet named Steve, I have it, and I'm also German
@A pet named Steve, I've never tried buttermilk but I've heard bad things about it, is this the case?
@A pet named Steve, I said that too until I turned 30 and instantly got fat
@A pet named Steve, same here. Im 6'3 yet only 160 pounds or 72 kilograms
@A pet named Steve, I had that, but it went away when I hit high school. Though now I basically have to eat a bunch of junk food to keep up my calorie intake since I'm riding my bike to two jobs, both requiring varying amounts of physical labor. Think I ride between 70-75 miles a week (not sure what that is in kilometers).
@mrGrizzIes, I hate it. I really hate it. My dog loved it, though. I know a few people who like it, but the majority hates it as well.
@dredgtones, my mom lost the ability to stay slim after having me. So maybe I shouldn't get pregnant just yet.
@A pet named Steve, age will catch up to you too. It's a race against time and time is that plodding constant tortise. Keep exercising and don't get pregnant yet. Lol. When you do, go for walks with the kid and rubs with it once it's born. Make sure Mr. Pet Steve runs with you too because time can catch him too and family bond and all that.
@TheRatMan, it marches the calories into concentration camps
@A pet named Steve, my family has German lineage and I gain 5 lbs if someone walks past me eating junk food
Life: who the fuq are you? Oh yeah you got a family history of alcoholism and clinical depression
I rolled a 1, I get to eat sh!t and die.
Me: so life what do I get
Life: you can make depression memes easily
I’m able to gain muscle weight and lose fat weight extremely quickly does that count?
I too can eat whatever I want and never gain weight. I just need food to show you. I don’t really get the chance to exercise that gift.
@CRIZZLE290, Not about my gift but about... mountains protecting our “liquid supplies.”
Life forgot to include the disclaimer that this stops working by your late twenties