Doctor: Your name?
Scottisg Patient: Gavin
Patient: About 5 or 6 times a week.
Doctor: No, I mean male or female.
Patient: Male, Female, Goats, sheeps
Doctor: Holy Cow
Patient: No, cows are too big, it's too much effort.
@Duncan5769, holy cow
But isn't that a dad joke?
On the bright side, that level of dad joke suggests he had sex at least once.
Couldn't the doctor already tell from my face though?
@Beggar Mugger, No, you see theres a formula to figure it out. Attractiveness (A) to the power of wealth (w) divided by how much effort (E) you are.
( E )
@Duncan5769, interesting. Could you elaborate on what you define as effort?
@Beggar Mugger, so let's look at the 2 extremes of the scale. If some is very attractive, wealthy, and easy going i.e not causing you trouble, they like to hang out with you. This is why gold digger relationships never last. Because if someone has such a large wealth it cancels out the other 2, the gold digger becomes repulsed by the man, and the man starts to see them for who they are. But when they are providers and fun to be around they can be a blast. Now if someone is ugly, poor, and require a lot of matience, those numbers on the equation are lower, so on the extreme end you will be looking for 1-2. But the average person on this app can probably strive for a 4-6 from what I've seen
@Duncan5769, I see! Thank you good sir for taking the time to explain everything. This is some Barney Stinson level stuff. I request the highest of virtual fives!
@Beggar Mugger, ok, the highest virtual high five I've done was 2000 pixel units high, let's go for a 2500
@Duncan5769, done *meets in vigorous high five*
@Beggar Mugger, also if you look up the hot crazy matrix on YouTube it's pretty much the same thing but with charts
Doctor: what brings you here?
Piper: My horses.
Doctor: Damit Piper this isn’t a porn shoot. This is a child clinic
@chickee fella, piper: *quickly deletes lots of child porn*
Is secretly in a relationship with car.