Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there! Make those jokes count today. Make ‘em groan the loudest they ever have!
@Bionicbonk, wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, its tearable.
@Bionicbonk, dads, please don't make your kids groan. That's the other daddy's job
@Bionicbonk, I suggest everyone enjoy the time in life that comes before most of your Facebook feed on father's day is stuff like "wish you were here" and "missing you".
Story time: I was at work yesterday and I was talking to my gay coworker. Somehow the conversation drifted to how the stereotype of Asian men is a small erectile zone. He looked me right in the eyes and said, "they say all men are tiny, but i have meet many men who are bigger than me." And then he winked at me. I do not know what to do about this.
@Irishbreakout , Wink back.
*obligatory "satan seems like a good guy" comment*
@PrismSimon, SaTaN sEeMs LiKe a GoOd gUy see this is why I dammed him too hell, he gets all the glory while I'm stuck here with a religion after me, but no one really appriciates me 😒
@Bad guy Jesus, "Damned me to Hell"? Boy, if it wasn't for Daddy Dearest you'd have Lucifer branded on your forehead after the beatdown I would have given you!
@PrismSimon, *obligatory "aw shucks, thanks!" from me*
@Good Guy Satan, oh oh OH IT'S ON!!!! YOU, ME, CAGE MATCH IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, CHRISTMAS MORNING -_-
@Bad guy Jesus, Bring it on, Choir Boy
@Good Guy Satan, oh you'll get whats coming douchecifer
@Bad guy Jesus, 1 round with me and I'll show you how earned the "Bad" in your name
@Good Guy Satan, ill show you why you're still in hell 💪 and why I have a book about me
@Bad guy Jesus, I'm in Hell because Hell is lit 🔥🔥🔥. Not because of some scrawny carpenter
@good guy satan, hey man, how's my cat doing? Has he clawed you in the crotch yet? It means he likes you.
@aminalFacks, Your precious kitty is fine. I may have sweaters which are now nothing more than holes and cat hair but it's worth it
It makes me upset he has 3 different hair colours
The devil looks like Frylock
@superjulimaximo, well now I’m not gonna see anything else for a while...
Man Satan really is a Good Guy just doing his job
@Mr Sarcastic, what about woman satan?
@WickedStyx, the afterlife is stuck in the past, and still pretty sexist
@WickedStyx, "Good Girl Satina"
When did Frylock take over hell?
Thank you hi res