It never says Humpty Dumpty was an egg
@Megahut, yeah. I remember a mental floss video explaining that it MAY have originated as a riddle where the answer was an egg.
@Megahut, I heard it was actually a cannon
@Megahut, it's a metaphor for the king's penis. It was on a vaginal wall, it fell down or lost its erection, and his favorite knights and servant fluffer couldn't get him back hard
Why do lesbians use plastic penises instead of vaginas?
@bepis, does this mean that Futa is a lesbian ideal?
@bepis, well if your logic is "they like dildos, so they must like men" I kinda understand that.
But when you apply that logic to men "You like Anal, so what does it matter if you screw a guy or a girl." It becomes quite clear as to why.
@Duncan5769, I feel like that is a tempting logical hole to fall down. However, a penis is peculiar to men whereas an anus is possessed by both groups. Lifeforms that have evolved female orgasms have, of course, made them achievable by something resembling a male penis. Beyond that one can find cultural reasons: phallic dildos already exist for openly straight women and can be purchased and used by lesbians. Additionally, penises are recognized as a sexual symbol even when they aren’t relevant, the tool is also a sort of fetish or effigy of the idea.
@bepis, because tab A fits in slot B.
@bepis, come back in 6 years when you turn 18 and you’re old enough to understand.
I am unaware of anything being inside of him
@Truthcat, except for me
Humpty Dumpty was (possibly) a canon
@TheMightyImp, is that canon?
Do you speak United States?