I must warn my friends of Siri 0.0!
Hitler and Gandhi. That's a sitcom in the making...
I love these fact ones
This is secretly 23 truths and a lie. I'm pretty sure Wiz Khalifa spends quite a bit more than 10 grand on weed over the weekends
Being Cuban, and visiting Cuba twice a year.. I can say that they do in fact sell coca cola in Cuba. I wonder how much of this list is a load of bull.
I like how Shakespeare is wearing hipster glasses lol
I have a vending machine that gives gold bars...on minecraft...
The bullet proof vest one is false...
That's because Bruce Lee was a f*cking badass.
My god....the things I've told siri
Do you know how many people asked Siri for a blowjob???
Is that why I hear my bananas scream as I eat em?
Jeezus Christ, Wiz...
I knew about Siri because one day I was without Internet and cell service so I read the terms and conditions and found this out
I swear some people I know are 100% related to bananas
First one isn't true. Bulletproof vest invented by stephanie kellic or something like that.
Actually, batman did put up a signal in the most recent movie. It was when he set the signal on the building in flames.
All veins connect to the heart dumbass
Why are our scientists spending time calculating how many houses per second Santa would have to visit?
Well apple must think Siri and I have a thing... 0.0 oh crap
Ghandi was a peaceful man. When he said "dear friend" he meant that as a good way of addressing someone. Like we say buddy or bro.
Bad Luck Isaac Newton
I know the first one is false. It was a priest who layered silk to make a vest.
Concealable bullet proof vest was invented by a pizza guy after he shot 2 guys out of self defense. The BF vest was invented by a catholic priest! Thanks history channel!
This... was unexpected. Interesting read.
It did use the bat signal
Ned Kelly invented the bullet proof vest
Poor Newton! Now all we have to remember him by is gravity. And cookies.
Also the ATM lets you buy gold but does not dispense it. You basically buy gold for its market value and if the value off gold goes up you get more money back than you originally paid for it. Also you can only find these ATM's on the Dubai mall (biggest mall in the world) next to the Burj Khalifa (tallest building in the world).
@Cloud, the information could be outdated by a few years, Mr. Fidel Castro was a die hard anti-American, while his brother is a little more lax in that. Or it's knock off locally made.
@Afrohorse, You read them... wow...
I meant 21 -_-
@tbs7duke just gtfo, please for the sake of everyone I never want to see a comment like that ever again. Just gtfo.
If I had a tongue 42 inches long I wouldn't use it to clean my ears... If you know what I mean
I think most of us on this app will die a virgin. *forever alone*
My cousin was a banana....hes dead now.
@NAT, it's obviously a lie, siri can be used whilst out of service or wifi.
Well if Siri is a spy then I'm screwed.
That French guy could have just turned away from the Eiffel Tower...
The batman one is false... He burned the bat symbol on the top side of that bridge... Yeah, I'm a fanatic!!!
Hitler was my BFF until he went all Nazi like on Eastern Europe.
@ravensgambit, is this mean he was a pizza guy?
@Dr Chicken, wrong on so many levels...
I'm sure we're 50 percent related to bananas....half of our body
^ you dumbass
@TheBeatlesRBeast, Almost none of these are true. I love the left ring finger one, though. All veins connect to the heart.. That's why it's a vein
Too bad most of these are fake.
@Milano, he was a racist and a Nazi sympathiser. He may have appeared to have had peaceful views, but he caused thousands of deaths by voluntary starvation
@Not a nerd, what it means is it goes straight to the heart. Most veins branch off of bigger arteries
I'm a banana!
/\directly it means
Can anyone calculate how long of a flight that would e between Tokyo and Honolulu?
Am I the only one who knows half that stuff isn't true?
He has 10,000 dollars a month I have 10,000 dollars a lifetime
I love these!
iPad 2 doesn't have Siri... I'm safe! :D
I can die in peace
To the ATM !!
@SpongeboobJizzpants, Voluntary is kinda the key word in there.
@Towelbot, don't be a smart***. This is a comic app A.K.A not a place to talk about politics.
@Cloud, the one about the left ring finger is total crap
So I guess all those times I asked Siri to get naked...
@Uno dos tre, But the data is still recorded. As soon as you reconnect, it's all sent.
Don't all veins connect to the heart? O.o
I guess female giraffes love their life when they are dating.
@midship...who are you my goddamned professor?
These are all lies, don't believe any of it just because some guy wrote it in a panel with a picture.
Elvis got a C in music, he was awesome. Einstein flunked math, he was super smart, bill gates dropped out, he makes bank...what does this tell you? Half the time education ain't sh!t.
Most these are fake
Bat Signal on the bridge when he reveals he is in Gotham again. GET POOPED ON STUCKPIXEL!!!
North Korea and Cuba suck.
Too much extraneous information to remember.. Not enough memory to store it
It's funny, I was just thinking about every one of these ideas today! Stuckpixel, you mindreader!
i am on the toilet
i wish i was wiz khalifa
I should move to Finland just because of the last one
Shakespeare: First Tool
The chess one is going to be our national debt if Obama gets re-elected
I go to school. I'll forget all this the same way k forgot geometry.
All veins connect to the heart...
That hitler ghandi thing cannot be real
They don't sell Coca-Cola because they sell Cocaine-Cola.
And yet, Santa could do it anyway.
North Korea has coke now, but it is usually bought illegally
First 1 is false, it was a polish female chemist who discovered Kevlar and used it
almost none of these are true
Actually all veins connect to the heart, so the ring finger statement is FALSE.
Half these are fake
WAIT! Santa's not real?
I haven't been on this app for a while and I didn't know were I left off because there are so many retoasts.
Omg the vein one is sweet :D
When did we start doing that as Donald duck because it looks like a rapist
So...is eating a banana partial cannibalism? :o
@Cloud, a lot the bullet proof vest was invented by a priest before WW2, our soldiers couldn't wear them though because of the cost and we couldn't make enough
I once asked suri to marry me, oh god why
I love these pics
They wrote the batman signal all over the place with chalk!
Back up: Apple know that I asked Siri where I could bury a body? 0_0
Guess I'm screwed because of Siri....
"Humans are 50% related to bananas" if you know what I mean...
So technically I can be right singing I'm 50% a bannanna
Wow, when my brother got annoyed with Siri, he asked, "are you a dumb f ck?" to which Siri replied "I'd rather you didn't.."
Never using Siri for jokes again.... God people at apple must think I'm retarded...
Sh*t whiz, get it together
shakespeare so hipstaa
I have a 4s and for the rest of my life I will never talk to Siri ever again.
I feel bad for the person that listens to my Siri recording
69.7% of statistics are false. But if this statistic is false then what's the truth? Paradox.
Tigers don't roar they chuff and it's quite quiet
Thats soo true about Donald duck!
I've seen this was too many times
Pssst. All veins connect to the heart.
False. I'm 100 identical to bananas
All I got out of this is that I am related to a banana...
AFTER he was shot twice? Toughest pizza guy on earth award
If you went to the popular section, scrolled through the pic, through all the comments, and are seeing this, thumb this up
So eating a banana is like eating humans???
The one about the bat signal is wrong. He didn't use the spotlight because he made the bat signal out of FIRE
Every vein connects to the heart
170 septillion ways to start a chess match? Interesting.
And michal Jackson spends to much time with kids if u know what I mean
my god this picture does @Silica s job for him!
Bullet-proof vests were first made in the late 1800's by a priest in Chicago after the governor was shot dead.
The Bruce lee one sounds like goku
isaac Newton? Conservation of ASS? More DENSITY to less? he had so many pickup lines! how?
Light takes 8 minutes to reach Earth from the sun. Chickens see it 45 minutes before us. That leaves 37 full minutes of chicken wizardry.
I need sources on some of this...
@Karma880, 22 truths actually. The bulletproof vest was invented by a woman.
The Siri one is why every day I te
The Siri one is why every day I tell her "I know you're there and I will find you"
@DerpityDerp, Actually, its reffering to dawn.
Studies show 69% of all Internet facts are false. And yes, I said 69 on purpose.
Hitler and Gandhi what the heck there exact opposites
I guess that explains why in Zelda: Majora's Mask if you play Epona's song near a cow it will give you milk.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. O_0
The dark knight rises uses a batman symbol on the bridge in fire
Fact 6 is false.
@Karma880, coke cola is available in Cuba I was just there
The Batman was is wrong. Remember what Batman does to the bridge?
@PhoenixStudios, lol i've asked that and some other stupid things. They are all over the internet... No gunsquad is gonna show up.
but the Batman signal was at the end of the movie, i thought...
Elvis sucks he copied other people's music.
Just putting this out there, I spend a lot of time with friends at the zoo, specifically the tigers, and tigers don't roar.
@Towelbot, Like Romney would've been any better.
But, he paints the Batman symbol on the bridge in fire.
@RainbowReaper, The one in that finger connects directly to it tho, all the other finger veins feed into larger body-circulated veins.
I told Siri to lick my butthole one time