Everybody poops 10 million pounds
@Pouis0Lasteur, I prefer the book "You're a naughty child, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you".
@Grimoire Weiss, you must be catholic.
@Pouis0Lasteur, not at once...;/
@junkstarbuilds, *looking around nervously* One time, I pooped so much, it was a felony.
@Pouis0Lasteur, probably more because I’m a piece of shjt myself
Well he has been a girl....and a horse...and a girl horse....who then gave birth to a horse.
I'll take mischief for 500 Alex
What about attack helicopter
*looks at Authors name*
"He is no boy, he is a man"
I grew up with the Dangerous Book for Boys. Got the Daring Book for Girls for my brother as a joke and he's still ticked about it.
The separate-boob-compartments armor really pisses me off. Any hard blow to the chest would immediately break the sternum. They need uniboob armor, like a lot of sports bras. Very funny meme though
@shnickelfritz, But where would the world be without excessive sex appeal?