I got a story for you guys.
There was once a man who lived in a forest. Not Tarzan. Just an ordinary man. He stayed in a a wooden house, you may call it a shed. He lived there for quite some time now and everythinh was pretty peaceful and he was satisfied with the food and shelter. One day, a woman knocks on his door asking for some food. Quite obviously, hes shocked because, he hasn't had a visitor in ages, and usually nobody hangs around in that forest. The woman tells him her story of how she got lost. The woman is happy and comforted now after meeting the man. They get to know each other better. And later, the woman leaves for the city. A few days later she comes back for hanging out. Things escalate quickly and ,sex gets involved. An year later, theyre married. One day, they're just sitting,talking, and suddenly, the woman asks,"i want one thing from you. I need tree fiddy" The man says "I ain't givin' you tree fiddy." The woman turns into Loch Ness monster and destroys the shed
@sammy23535, is the man Tarzan?
@SpankieMcGee , No.
@sammy23535, you sure? Im pretty sure its Tarzan.
@sammy23535, you didnt get me this time, I scrolled to the end of your story and didnt waste any time! Jokes on you!
@unknownjanitor, Ahhg. Drats. You win this time.
@sammy23535, if it makes you feel better, you wasted my time
@sammy23535, damn Loch Ness monsta, I ain’t givin you no tree fiddy
Service guarantees citizenship
@RichardTheLionheart , but does it guarantee porking Denise Richards?
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Story time! So once in high school a cute nerdy boy was doing movie trivia with his friends in class and he thought of one that no one would guess so he said "Pain is in your mind!" And this girl walking past over hard and shouted "That's from Starship Troopers!" And she started reciting the scene by heart and he just stared at her like she was the most amazing, terrifying thing that he had ever seen and went home and told his parents about this girl.
And that's the story of how I met my husband.
It’s just a trick to get you to sign up, drop your pants, and get your asshole checked out
The only good bug is a dead bug
I support the Earth Defense Force.
Starship Troopers in the house, y'all!!!
They fücked up by not naming them the Space Marines.
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Is that the space force from Power Rangers Lost Galaxy
Those airforce boys sure do look like they're in ARMY uniforms...
@SeelenVerKaufer , there is only one airforce guy, the one in front. He's wearing af uniform but army helmet cover, he's a total grab bag of gear.
Is this... a 4 panel comic?
So is the U.S Space Force going to fight aliens in the space between the US an Mexico?
@chickee fella, did my post go up?
@chickee fella, fighting illegal aliens regardless if they come from a sh1t hole country or a sh1t hole planet
@chickee fella, ostensibly it's to claim dominance in space, as per the Full Spectrum Dominance doctrine, before other, more hawkish states do.
I thought it was called the navy?