Hey! How'd you get pictures of my wife??
@Devils Conscious, we’re married?
@DeadXOnyx, I know you were drunk but you really dont remember? That hurts...we even went to the nice drive-in chapel and everything.
@Devils Conscious, Are you cheating on me?!
@Good Guy Satan, I told you I needed space. Since you went all good on me I just don't feel there's room for me in your life anymore.
@Devils Conscious, *our wife*
Yet she will still be cold
Hey, she shaved her legs. ...and so did my fiancé.... *Fry eyes*
Oh, yeah. BTW FP friends, family, enemies, Danny Boy. I levelled up. I asked my good woman of 6 years to marry me. She said yes! She isn't just my girlfriend anymore, she has a better official title! Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'm still no longer available. You wanted me, admit it... Okay maybe you didn't, and no one in HS or college did, but She did! And I'm stoked!
Were you watching me??
Looks like she's rolled Up.
Who wears a hoodie to bed?
@Al Harrington, my girlfriend
@Al Harrington, I do, in the winter