One knee = dedication
Two knees = weakness
Women don't like weak men.
Guy: *gets on one knee* will you marry me?
Girl: but I said n- *gets uppercutted*
@Ray213, I commented shoruken before I read this, now I wish I hadn't commented anything because there's no way I'm ever beating that pun.
Don’t get down on one knee for a girl who won’t get down on two knees for you.
@Nellybert , me and my hubby just lay down in that case cuz we are both lazy fvcks...literally
when you're on one knee, you represent honor towards your counterpart
when you're on both knees, you represent humbleness and compliance