I’m glad that an attempt was made to crop out the emoji garbage, but next time please use your whole ass, not just half of it.
@SurgeonSean, I don’t even think they used a half of theirs, maybe 10%-15%
@SurgeonSean, never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.- Ron F*cking Swanson
This current heat wave has already killed 44 people in Canada. We can handle absolute zero but give us heat and you give us death
@LochNessMonsta, seriously? People dying of heat? That's so sad
@LochNessMonsta, how hot is it up there? I haven't heard?
@LochNessMonsta, I bartend on a patio bar in southern California. I had no customers today seeing as how it was 119 degrees, or 48.5 Celsius haha
@thecraftywalrus, that’s hotter than Satan’s nutsack at a fiesta. That would suck major dick
@satan of the north, depends where you are. Mid 30’s Celsius most places though and that’s not factoring in humidity which makes it feel 5-10 degrees hotter
@ImNotRacistBut, lmao we say that when you cancel work days cause it’s a widdle cold.
@LochNessMonsta, that's about what it's been here too (Minnesota) and ya work the humidity it feels pretty damn hot
@satan of the north, oh yeah it’s rough. There was a small town in Alberta that my buddy is working in where it was 51 today at the hottest point
@LochNessMonsta, that's gross and I assume that was the actual temp and not adjusting for humanity?
@LochNessMonsta, you mean when the ice is glass?
@LochNessMonsta, Major Dick? I would think at least a Lt. Col Dick at least. 119 is goram hot!
This is the area of California I live in right now, what do you mean it's gonna be 103° today? And I'm supposed to go out and do things? I don't fvcking think so.
@Sivl, I live in Cali too and my entire work yesterday smelled like B.O. because apparently our customers don't know what deodorant is and weigh 200+lbs.
@Sivl, lol you think that’s bad. We just had our first day in about a month yesterday where it wasn’t over 100.
Meanwhile it's usually 110° or higher in AZ
@D4rkhum0r , meanwhile it’s 110° in Texas with 93% humidity
@ImNotRacistBut, as Texan can confirm. So happy it finally rained so it wasn’t over 100
“...to beat yourself to death with...” the “with” is improper, right? Or is it ok in London-English?
@Voice of Sarcasm, "with which to beat yourself"