Very important situation going on but not more important than his lunch
When there is a hostage situation at eleven but you usually eat at 10:30
If things go south during negotiations, offer them a sandwich. Works every time. Well, almost every time.
(Carl shouting in the distance)
Because, Carl, no one wants someone else’s half-eaten sandwich!
He’s running from Heavy cause he stole the Sandvich
You can never forget your tactical PB&J
If he were to get into a long shootout, he never knows when the next time he'll eat, or if he'll ever get to eat again
When there's a school shooting next to the cafeteria
Jesus, DAPS are stupid