It’s like he’s trying to communicate with me. I just know it.
@EatMyAss, its fockin english ya dim cunt. bloody amercian fock aff
@EatMyAss, after the Brexit, punctuation became expensive in the UK.
@Jolly Sunbro, "I was in a pub when an extremely thin fellow walked in. The musician said "My heavens, it's the heavyweight champion of Auschwitz!" We had a hearty laugh at that risque insult."
@SimonPetrikov, thank you Simon.
@SimonPetrikov, I thought he was already there, and whipped his shirt off and started dancing
@Jolly Sunbro, is it weird that I've never been outside of the United States and I was able to understand it the first time I read it?
@Jakobian, No. This one wasn't all that hard to figure out.
@SimonPetrikov, I thought we were all speaking English until I read your translation and realized I had no clue.
My favorie Scottish tweet,
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shíte like "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
DJ is lucky he didn’t get charged for hate speech. (If you’re confused as to why I say this, look up the case of a YouTuber who goes by count dankula)
In American: I was in a bar and a skinny sonova bjtch took off his shirt and the DJ said "Dudes it's the Auchwitz heavyweight champion." It was a great roast.
All you asswipes complaining about not being able to understand, read it in an Irish accent
@HSA, I read it in an Australian accent and it made perfect sense
I gave up 6 “words” in.