As a guy I totally relate. funny to smack my male friends' asses.
I once smacked my friends' ass and he went "Now what does smacking my ass do any good for?" and I just looked at him, defeated and dumbfounded.
It is actually measurably hot when a pretty girl smacks my ass. Which is why I don't understand why the hell I think it's appropriate to smack the homie ass (no homo).
@Awesome Naked Taco, maybe you want your friend to think it's measurably hot to smack his ass?
@Awesome Naked Taco, you need to stop physically abusing other people
@Richard Cypher, Excuse me? I only sexually* abuse the closest of pals, I'm not a monster.
@Hamilton Porter, No, because he already thinks it's measurably hot when I, no homo, grab his dick with my butt cheeks and twerk. It's not even sexual, it's just, you know, funny to grab someone's ass.
@Awesome Naked Taco hahaha, that was beautiful
@Awesome Naked Taco, Was gonna say you're low-key gay. But you said no homo phew.
@poohead970, Yeah, me and my boyfriend get that a lot.
@Awesome Naked Taco, I was fired from Sonic for, no homo, grabbing my co-worker’s butt for a brief moment as I passed, like locker room stuff. Long story short, he was extremely homophobic, religiously so, and he went to the police with the main manager and basically said “Fire him or I’ll press charges.” For reference, we were both high school guys. It was a fun story to tell my parents, friends, and girlfriend :)
And that’s how I realized I had a severe lack of boundaries.
If you’re reading this, Greg, sorry for slapping your ass, my bad, but also, u gay.
@The Nopemeister, a right wing extremist reaction using a left wing extremist remediation for what used to be a mainstream bro action
@The Nopemeister, you're a horrible rapist, I'm glad this happened to you!!!!11!
(I'm sorry to hear about that. It's never not hard to get fired.)
The stupid metoo bullshît ruined that fun. Which I still do it. I swear if you’re handsome and have a good personality and are funny, you can get away with lot of stuff. If you’re creepy and can’t read people well and aren’t close enough to that person, you’re a dumbass for trying it. Do it to someone who you’re flirtatious with and they’re with you. Not some random girl who isn’t feeling you or you don’t know, unless you are sure she is into you.
@iKnowWhatYouThinkin, sounds kinda rapey dude
@Hoban Washburne, doesn’t make sense, but whatever helps you sleep.