Subject ordered ice cream and did not get any for me. Maximum citation issued.
@SurgeonSean, well the ice cream machine was broken
@Salem, true, but they didn’t even try to order some for The Fuzz.
@SurgeonSean, but can you imagine how much better this would have been if the guy ordered 2 ice cream cones and handed one to the officer when they got to the window?
Are we just going to ignore that he was going 70MPH in a 40MPH zone
@Jakobian, yep, 70 in a 40 isn’t funny at all..
@Jakobian, their insurance company won't
@Jakobian, oh, right, it’s mph. I was thinking in kmh. Well, yeah, that’s a lot worse. 70 instead of 40 km/h isn’t a huge deal(although it’s still moronic and enough to lose your license over), but if it’s 113 instead of 65 km/h, that’s a lot worse.
Congratulations you’re d0uchebag of the week!
File this under things white propel can get away with...