Oh, don't forget puking all over the carpet!
@FullMetalAlcoholist, I really think it’s funny do to your name that you posted on this picture... I just don’t know why...
@FullMetalAlcoholist, or knocking random shjt of counters at 3 in the morning and making me think there's a intruder or the house is haunted.
@crazysheep, I feel like this cat would have a harder time doing that....
Awwww the 3 legged kitty is so precious!!
@Salem, was just thinking the same thing—so cute!!
There’s an upstairs kitchen?!?
@tohellinahandbasket, Yeah, that’s why Americans are stereotyped as being fat - due to a typo in building regs, and a now infamous lawsuit, it became a legal requirement to have at least one kitchen per habitable floor in a private residence.
@Nellybert , I've remodeled a coupe homes in my life and never heard of that. When did that come into the news?
The cat only has 3 legs :c
Run Kitty! Its Dear David!!!
The downstairs kitchen? Vs upstairs? What kind of rich people have an upstairs kitchen?
Me: what has he been doing?
Cat: you know. The usual. Staying up late online, if you catch my drift. I’m about to knock a drink on it.
Me: good. I must leave. And keep knocking stuff over
Is it weird that the longer I stare at the shadow creature, the more I feel like it’s gonna move?
More worrisome than the phantom is the fact that you have cockroaches
The cat goes “chirp”
@Overduekinkajou, the dog goes "mooooo"
@Overduekinkajou, actually, cats make a small weird sound when they see prey they can't get to, such as a bird outside. The best definition of it is a chirp.
Adam with semi decent art this time 👏👏👏👏👏 I tell you h’what
What kind of White ppl shjt is this, "down stairs kitchen". What do you have more than one, or is this code for a meth lab in the basement?
*Disclaimer* I'm White
@The Squeegee Bandit, this wasnt a funny joke, friend
@SkyTrip, I am very proud of you for expressing your opinion.