And then I panicked so I pulled out a ring.
It was a cock ring.
So I put it on.
No not on me, on her.
Hers was bigger than mine.
Struggled to get it on her.
I ran out of there.
Manager winked at me.
I think kids were now crying.
Weeks later I heard she was in a relationship with our waiter.
I had to buy a new cock ring.
Half price sale.
I have two now.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, That belongs in a 4 chan green text
@TriangleTesticles, I wasn’t sure where I was going with it when I started
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, That's usually how my comments work. Probably why I'm not recognizable on here lol.
I always read these in a russian accent when their grammar is this bad.
Why would you break up with her on one knee?
@NameyMcNameFace, possibly she started crying and he knelt beside her and begged her to stop crying which is ehen everyone looked over
Naw i think they started clapping because you dumbed that bitch
Make it awkward and be like "She's my sister"