Gf: Babe, come over
Bf: I can't, I'm on the I-20
Gf: My parents aren't home.
I know that was the joke, but I just needed to see it written down.
@Duncan5769, you got my upvote
@Duncan5769, he still didn't get laid.
@Duncan5769, he should have gone 95-100 like everyone else on the highway
@WifitheRouter, I read that as 95-100km/hr, and was like that's just normal highway speed... Yeah mph would be a lot worse
@Duncan5769, No, I mean mph. People regularly go that fast on I-20, at least where I am
@WifitheRouter, man, if I were going 75mph (120km), I'd get pulled over, at any of the highways near me.
@Duncan5769, people glare at you and brake check you if you go 75 on I-20 outside cities
Why wouldn’t they let him go? If I pulled someone over and they were all like ‘I’m going fast because ima go get laid’ I’d give that person a high five and say wear protection.
@YourMomRidesMeGood, yeah let the kid go at least double on most likely a busy road and put dozens of people in danger so that he can have the opportunity to get a 3 minute blowie. To protect and serve, right?
@Depressed Cashier, A 3 minute blowie is about 3 minutes longer than I can last.
@Depressed Cashier, if you can only last for a 3 minute blowie that’s your problem. I’m going for at least 12 hours of non stop smashin
Anyone who drives on 20 knows he wasn’t even the fastest one there
I’m curious as to what he drove that could go that fast...