That last bite and laugh did it for me.
@Professor Rokferbranes, some day I hope to be that happy
@Professor Rokferbranes, MWAHAHAHAHA
Excuse me for a moment, I have to punch a tree to regain my manliness
@OriginalUsername1, it’s crumby day to be a tree
Gotta say that's pretty h*ckin #cute
I’m immune to this ”cuteness” as I dislike children(yes, I’m a demon who should never be and will never be a father), but if it was a pupper... Now that would be cute.
I said "bedtime"
@Stiltzkin, no, you said go to bread
Chris Farley: the Beginning
I had a small panic attack when she put her head back (babies choke very easily)
As Denis Leary once said, "Having kids is like having a houseful of drunken circus midgets!"
Yell at the dog and put him outside for doing this exact same thing, sure. But do the same thing to a young child and everyone freaks out..
When it’s last orders at the all inclusive bar.
*throws mancard away*
That’s a bread bouquet of I ever saw one. Take that Edible Arrangements!