What’s not a joke is a guy who’s a living tree taking a job selling paper which is in essence his ground up flesh bleached and pressed into sheets. This is darkness trying to be cute...
@A Blunt Object, Unless he's farmer Schrute.
@Jdrawer, then he’s just oppressing his plant brethren, stealing their seeds, in essence their children, to sell them to beasts that will cook and eat them. You’re sick man...
@A Blunt Object, By that logic, pig farming is just as sick.
@Jdrawer, you’ve obviously never been on a pig farm. It’s worse...
Dress like Helen Keller: "I am mute"
*dress like the person reading this comment*: "I'm a cute"
Different spellings of schrute. Still 10/10.
Don't drink the coffee.
- Future Schrute