I like sending unsolicited d*ck pics
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, lemme see dat qock!
@ TouchMyCatEars, are you of female origin?
@MrLampoon, yes I have a 🌮
@ TouchMyCatEars, we shall discuss later 😉
@ TouchMyCatEars, what is your preferred means of receiving these
@MrLampoon, by owl post, fax, or Morse code
@ TouchMyCatEars, lmao Kik or snap
@MrLampoon, you want to privately send me duck pics? weird..
@ TouchMyCatEars, because people usually publicly send each other nudes? weird..
*puts on duck costume*
Let’s hope this works
@EatMyAss, id be impressed if you could bend that way necessary to gets your dick in the correct spot for a girl to "ride the duck"
Her caption says ho, but her shirt says Steve from blue's clues...
Says the British prostitute.