This one's great, but involves condoms. Grab a box of condoms, and go up to a check out line and ask how much they cost. When they answer say "oh, I don't have enough." then go back to the same check out line, with clear plastic wrap, and some rubber bands. Their reaction = priceless.
Bananas, peanut butter, tissue
@Ezzzrraa, instead of a rubber bands buy staples and a stapler
@Ezzzrraa, Vaseline, latex gloves, a whole fish. 0.o
@Ezzzrraa, no... Go to a drug store... Pick up a box of condoms, go to the cash and ask where the fitting room is lol
Pregnancy test, coat hanger, ziplock bags
@Ezzzrraa, Do the same with diapers, and beer. Then come back with just the beer.
@Ezzzrraa, wouldn't plastic wrap and rubber bands cost more than condoms?
@Ezzzrraa, that was almost better than Mr taco
Some Alcohol beverage, Plan B and duct tape
@Fr00bz, hand cream napkins and Hannah Montana season one
@ThatOneRussian, how to basic
@Ezzzrraa, no trashbags
Donuts, donut holes, glue.
@Sabot, half a watermelon , half a watermelon, super glue
@Sabot, you are my hero.
@Sabot, I think that would taste horrible :/
@SquidHat1027, a squid hat would taste horrible
@DucksGoRawr, you make a good point
@SquidHat1027, Why thank you.
@Sabot, ...I don't get it:(
@Sabot, I don't get it some smart guy explain...and reply to me ty
@CS188, Sorry if this is a killjoke, but Donut Holes. And Donut. Being glued together to make a donut hole-less donut.
Twilight. Footstool. Rope.
@SL1M, you need a ceiling fan otherwise you have nothing to hang from
tissues peanut butter and blind fold
Fake gun, ski mask........ And a toaster....... ( 30 min or less if u know what I mean )
@SL1M, thats normally whats bought after they watch twilight.
I'm a cashier, which makes this even funnier.
Bottle of chloroform, candy, and duct tape, then I'd ask them to help me get my things to my van.
Pregnancy test, wire coat hangar, bottle of vodka
@Fight Me, gin works better with abortions
@TakeawayNinja7, you know what else helps with a abortions? ....chainsaws....
Goldfish (crackers), fish bowl, and fish bowl accessories.
@FunnyProductions24, I thought of "propane and propane accessories"
Peanut butter, squeaky toy, Viagra
@Doctor suess, That's F-ed Up man
Two tubs of lard and a snorkel.
@RighteousMuffin, they sell lard in Walmart?
@Scientist, they would sell Pot if they could
@RighteousMuffin, When they ask you what it's for, just respond "Oh you know, just game night with the guys."
- Harrows Arrow Reply
Cucumber, Vaseline, and rubber gloves.
The human centipede, sewing kit, and video camera.
@Kal El, I think you win satan
Diapers, laxatives & an extremely funny movie
Reding these comments was about 1000 times funnier than the picture itself
@Pimpdaddyslapaho, that was the point.
@Walking Dead Spoiler, Reading*
A whip. Panties. Clown mask. And while I'm buying it, have the "Me Gusta" face.
@Mr3Feet, actually it would be the "forever alone"
Let me count out my caps. Maybe I'll have enough for some Strange Meat, or multiple Stimpaks.
@Courier 6, That ain't gonna help you when the deathclaws come.
@Courier 6, use the two item free caps glitch. USE THE FREE CAPS GLITCH!
Chainsaw, Big black trash bags, bleach.
A hockey stick, shovel, and a "Happy Birthday Grandpa!" Card
One piece of asperigus, tennis racket, and a small childrens shirt
@friendzone frank, *asparagus
Gorilla mask, plastic sword, Viagra
50 shades of Grey, Cucumber, and Lotion
@Gameboy115, haha I see I see
Three Nickelback CDs..
@PayneTrain, am I the only one who likes nickelback ?
@Casledin , Yes. You are.
@Casledin , no ur not I like nickleback
@Casledin , no, your not I like nickelback
@Casledin , I used too D:
@Original , to*
@Casledin , nope im with ya
@Casledin , nope not at all
@CTFxC Trippy, thanks for the honesty
@Teru Mikami, I have three nickelback albums
@iwasbatman, i think people pretend not to like them because they arent popular
@ingavar, I like Nickelback too
@PayneTrain, I love your username
@TheWeepingAngels, :) thanks!
A shovel, duct tape, and a barbie doll
Pocket knife, tourniquet, 127 Hours.
A stool, rope, and a ceiling fan
Advil cold and sinus, vodka, and syringes
One girl, another girl, one cup.
@Sir Munchalot, oh god why
@Sir Munchalot, yes because they sell girls in a supermarket
A gun, a map of the U.S, a picture of Justin Beiber.
@FREEZE CRACKA, lol
A coloring book, a bottle of viagra, and a disposable camera
An android phone, an itunes card, and a blackberry charger. The casheir will be like what manner of device are you creating.
Glow in the dark condemns, Viagra, and the Star Wars trilogy
Rubix cube, pliers, cooking oil.
Valium, vodka and redbull. Nuff said
Vibrating cock ring. 12 volt car battery. Jumper cables...
Laxatives, rubber boots, and an umbrella
A rope some duct tape and ask if that kid over there is for sale
Lotion, tissues, and a movie with lots of children and animals. Don't ask how me how I know
@Dntgvefcks, how do you know?
@GAAYYY, you had one job!
@brandon9811, well my one job... I just had to ask since he said not to any it's
Hannah Montana movie, Kleenex XL tissues and a tub of Vaseline
@Wherestheanykey, Shes a slut...
Box of tissues, Vaseline, Hannah Montana dvd
Binoculars, candy and duct tape
A sock, some lotion, and a jar of mayonnaise
(4 items) A chicken, feathers, googley eyes, and glue.
@derpy hooooves, poor just get the feathers, googley eyes, and glue, and then say the chicken is at home
Rope, duct tape, birthday card
Lotion and vaseline count as lubes so that knocks out about half of the comments right there...
Diapers, baby clothes, "how to train your dog" book.
Mask, rope, sorry for your loss card
A pregnancy test, a rope, and a chair
Goldfish , blender, salt
@sabot, that is hilarious
Lavender Love #66 lipstick, a blonde wig, and a lepord coat.
@Sir Sebastian, it should be a guy buying this stuff to make it even funnier xD
Skittles, M&Ms, White marker.
Umbrella, water, bucket
A clam, googly eyes, and glue
@Sir Sebastian, are you trying to make alexander clam bell?
@Izzyforever123, I see what you did there
Worms, bread, condiment of choice.
Pregnancy test, metal coat hanger, ibuprofen
Piano, faulty harness, coyote.
Weed wacker, gasoline, shaving cream
Razor, Shaving Cream, Rogaine.
This is fun
I like getting a sh*t load of expensive stuff at SAMs Club or Costco, and making them come bring it to the register (I'm talking TVs and other things they don't leave on the shelf) then when they give you the price and ask you to pay look through your wallet and say "Oh I don't seem to have enough" and just walk out. Making them put everything back. It's so mean but the biggest troll thing to do to someone who isn't nice. I only did this once, and I knew the guy. He was an a*shole.
@Nipples, but you use a code, and then they give you the stuff after you pay...
@Nipples, he must of been an asshole after you did this to him
@02f250, they didn't used to
Strap on, barbed wire and electrical tape
@Benlol, my god
@ThatOneRussian, My god is correct
White car paint, clown face paint, candy
Whipped cream, a chicken, and a hammer
Haha! Idk why anyone would even attempt to come up with anything after the first comment, sabot that was quite clever my friend
Some fish in the pet department, spices and bamboo skewers, while saying mmmmmmm this'll be tasty.
Spoon, lighter, tourniquet.
Saran wrap, lotion and a hacksaw.
Half a watermelon, half a watermelon, duct tape
@Razr, you got this from the donut holes
A pickle, a doughnut, and a gallon of milk
Shoes, socks, super glue
Yu-gi-oh cards, rope, book on how to set traps.
A .44 Magnum, duct tape, and the cashier.
Fifty Shades of Grey, a padlock and a pickle.
Ask the cashier how much plan B costs. After they answer say never mind and come back with a metal coat hangar
Knife, duct tape, and chloroform
Matches and a book about how trees grow
Bra, makeup, and underwear for girls if you are a guy
Bleach, Saw, Carpenter Bags
Pregnancy test, wire hanger, some gauze.
A dish TV and a walking dead poster..
@TheKahooner, I see what you did there
Just saw someone at the store acually do sabots one! XD
A knife, rope,and antidepressants :P
(this is for a guy) some tampons, some vagasil, and some hairspray and say to the cashier (in a gay voice) yeah... its shark week ( it means ur period for clueless people)
@Butthole Licker, SO MANY UPVOTES :D
Ax stain remover and rubber gloves
Kids underwear, lotion, video camera
a bottle of vodka, hand towel, and a lighter
With the favourites section I can easily go back to these comments. i love it
Watermelon, drill, and greatest smooth jazz hits
^walmart sells guns
Only need two. Grease and a cucumber
Fake mustache, shaving cream, razor
Candy, burlap sack, cloroform
Fishing line, candy, and duct tape
Breast pump, cup, Oreos.
Dildo, Glue, Peanut Butter
Toilet plunger, laxitives and a curling iron
A chair/stool, rope and sleeping tablets
^^^^ Walmart has everything
Hard to beat Sabot
The human centapede, sandpaper, barbed wire
2 liter Diet Coke, Mintos, and blueprint paper.
Bleach. Knife. Snickers.
I heart this post so, so much!
Ceiling fan, stool, and rope
Baseball bat, Duct tape, mayo
I have an idea... Pick up condoms... Ask where fitting room is
@OhSoJSlo, That. Is. Genius.
Diet Pepsi, mentos, Vaseline
Diablo3 world of Warcraft and a wedding ring
I usually buy a My Little Pony DVD, Toy set, and accessories and they don't seem to mind. Guess its just a normal thing these days.
Buy anything,(I recommend bacon) but pay in entirely nickels and pennies. Be a dollar short, then once you "realize" you don't have enough money, put it back. May not freak them out, but their pissed off face would be priceless!
^^^^^ that is true, but ive never seen guns there
@femur, they don't sell guns
@InsertCoolUserName, yes they do
Laxatives and pepto bismol, I don't even know what would happen
Crayons, adult calendar, finger paints
Cheesy sexy pajamas a man thong and a dog leash
A screwdriver, lotion, and socks.
Me buying condoms
Cashier: wanna bag?
Me: nah, she's not that ugly.
Children's underwear, disposable camera, ski mask.
Candles glue and rope
Baby Einstiens box set, lotion, and a video camera.
Strawberries, whip cream, and a banana.
Lipstick, a wig, and some shaving cream..
Hydrogen, Carbon, and Chlorine (if you now what that makes you will know what mean)
@Beastopterius , those elements can make so many different compounds.
@sabot you actually made me laugh!!!! Omg thats so funny idk why but I took a screen shot of your comment!
@JohnLennonIsBeast, lol IKR! Kind of hard to beat that GIRLY!
Porno, tissues, and a screwdriver.
Bag of lime, a shovel, and a furby.
Chlorine bleach, ammonium fertilizer, airplane manual. Did this one time on accident but with an atlas for my car. The lady looked at me funny. The effect was better because I hadn't shaved for a few days, either.
Red lipstick, glitter, and a women's wig.
Shower curtain candy and a penn state hat
Child's batman costume, 22 rounds, and windsheild wiper blades
Twilight, eclipse, new moon
Strap-on, dog bone, and a leash
Duct tape, rope, and a huge bag of candy OR Lotion, tissues, and a pair of panties.
Candy, fishing line, duct tape
Justin Bieber CD, sandpaper, dildo
Laxatives, plastic bags, and a funnel
Candy, cough syrup, duct tape.
An above ground pool, snorkeling gear, and a fish.
@Gohan What are you, Patrick Bateman?
Knife, rope, and duct tape..then just tell then don't bother bagging it, you'll be using it in a few min
Tampons (Remove the tampons from the box),Party Poppers (To put in the box), Painkillers (For the aftermath,wink,wink)
@Spursdude123, This needs more upvotes
A dog collar, hand cuffs, and whipped cream
Hatchet, Lighter fluid, Shovel
50 shades of grey, watermelon, and a roasting thermostat
A .44 Magnum, some .44 rounds, and a Justin Beiber poster.
A cup , Laxatives , and a video camera
Bring two 24 packs of beer and a box of diapers. Then when you hear the price, but back the diapers.
Apples, caramel. Razor blades
A couple years ago the night before my friend got married all us groomsmen took a run to Walmart to get stuff we needed. I forgot to pack underwear and a leather belt, one of our friends had shingles so he picked up some butt ointment and naturally our friend who was getting married the next day bought some KY stuff. The guy at the register had is suspicions I'm sure.
Pack of panties,Stain remover, sheets.
Clown costume, candy, chloroform
Bottle of lotion, Candle Stick, and 50 Shades of Gray. (Ma
Gloves some rope and a shovel
50 shades of grey,twilight and lotion
Tissues, vaseline, children's spy camera toy
Barney dvd, lotion, tissue
Buy three boxes of cookies and demand that they are packed in four seperate bags
Birthday cake, Rat poison, Sorry for your loss card.
First I don't understand sabots one someone pls explain
Water gun, lighter fluid, and lighter. Say you couldn't find the bee spray.
ICP shirt, cradle, and shirt that says yolo. I want to get the oh god they are breeding look
Knife. Ski mask. Dora coloring book.
Two sticks of butter, Cialis for Three Ways, and complete DVD set of Dexter.
A big box of deadly fireworks, gasoline, and wires
@sabot hahahaha I love it
Sausage, children's fashion magazine, and a doll.
Lawn chair, lots of balloons, tequila
Whipped cream. Lingerie. Fake handcuffs.
Childrens tricycle, cucumber and 5 bottles of painkillers.
A gas can, fertilizer, and a picture of the president.
Astroglide, watermelon, condoms
Garbage bags, a machete, and sulfuric acid.
Rubber duckies, crisco, rubber gloves
Little Shop of Horrors DVD, a Venus flytrap seeds or whatever, magic wand.
Whip, clown mask, Victoria's Secret calendar...
Tampons, party poppers, white paint.
Pregnancy test, wire coat hanger, and a bucket
Nutella. Micheal Jackson albums. Fedora.
A yellow sponge, a pink starfish, and a blender
@SpeedMuncher, why ,_,
A blindfold, Some tissues and A Miley Cyrus movie...
Bleach Landry detergent and plain duct tape
Circular dog chew toy Viagra and tissues
Dog treats, sleeping pills, panties
Tampax, fake blood and a pregnancy tester
Xbox console, xbox game, ps3 controller
Chicken, baby outfit and a frying pan or a strap-on penis, some condoms and a blow up girlfriend. Btw I'm a girl
Go to the back of the line, my wife needs dildos- person: I don't think they have rose here- come back with cucumbers and bananas- reaction=priceless
@Qelo, o yea cuz u have done this
A shovel, a large bag, and a knife
@Tha RedNek, gee I haven't seen that one yet.
Nutella, tissues, and a disney coloring book
Cactus, tongs, oil.
Hand coffs, rubber golves, and a pineappl, they will be like ftw
Bra whip cream and keshia music
Balloon diaper olive oil
Rifle plunger rope. ;)
Condoms, ski mask, set of knives
Sled, rope, 100 hamsters
@scrublord, holy crap
Pack of Extra small condems some Peanut butter and lube.
Opera CD, Meat Cleaver, Map of the State
Suitcase, ski mask, and a Walky-talky.
rope knife duct tape.
A sponge, A christmas star, ana A book about magic
The twilight books 3 of them or a knife machete duct tape and a mask or glue CBC pipe and rubber gloves
Tampons gum and very bad movies.
My little pony dolls, movie camera, camera tri-pod
Justin Bieber Never say never, candy, sleeping pills
Lighter fluid, diapers, a ham.
@ezzzrraa or just socks and rubber bands...
Knife, dice, poker chips
Dildo, donuts, and a picture frame with a little girl on it.
Shovel, bleach, garbage bags
Hand moisturizer, tissues and Hannah Montana DVD the cashiers face priceless
Pellet gun, shovel and a condolences card
Twilight movie, stool, rope
50 shades of grey, lube, and a cucumber
Lingerie, strong rope, 99-100% alchohol
Mayonnaise, Shotgun shells and Rope
Seran wrap, lotion, and Kleenex
Duct tape, rope , chloroform
Fried chicken, watermelon, koolaid
Duck tap,shovel ,and bullets.
Donut, latex, rubber band
Dog treats, sleeping pills, and lotion.
Pregnancy Test, Single Coat Hanger, Do you even need a third item?
@daveguy11 some vodka
Duct tape, knife and rope 😈
Catnip, rope, viagra
Lime, shovel, ropes.
Any thing rated to Pokemon, tissues, and a vinger.
A dog cage, olive oil, and a teddy bear.
Dog leash, children's backpack, Viagra.
Motor oil, Microwave, 14 goldfish.
Mayonnaise, glue, jumbo hot dogs
Weedwhacker, AstroTurf, fertilizer.
Girls, girls, and girls
Knife, garbage bags, and a shovel
A big knife, shovel and a mask
Rope, a chainsaw, and lingerie.
Catnip, rolling paper, and dark Side of the moon.
Cyanide pills, Advil, Paint
Golf club, ice cubes, baby dolls.
Cucumber, soap, jumper cables
Liquid soap, cucumber, C4
A knife a bag and a murder movie
The most expensive item in the store( 60"tv, or something like that), gasoline, a tannerite
A teddy bear, ruler and box
A pregnancy test, a wire hanger and a garbage bag
A bar of soap, a sock, and a file.
Lotion, tissues , DVD documentarie of the holocaust
Peanut butter. Dog treats. Miley Cyrus mask.
Binoculars, cable ties, and a "Welcome to the neighborhood" greeting card.
Grapefruit, Vaseline, and magazine about animals. Nuff said.
Dildo, subwoofer, skrillex cd
Lighter, Lighter fluid, Watergun.
Bible, whipped cream, 2x4
I once bought 6 bottles of Advil to attempt suicide but the cashier didn't even bat an eyelash...
Birthday cake, rat poison, and a sorry for your loss card
A Miley Cyrus dvd,lotion, and tissues
Dog Treats, 2 Jars of Peanut Butter
Tissues, lotion, and the movie the little mermaid.
Footstool, ceiling fan, and rope
Justin beieber cutout, axe body spray, lighter. Josh might dislike this idea though.
Knife. Stephen King novel. Kleenex wipes.
Biggest cucumber you can find, Vaseline, band aids
A bird cage and bird seed and some peeps
Mustard, ziplock bag, strap on
Lube, squash, ice pack.....no homo
@FreddyG33, No lube
@Butthole Licker, dat name...
Passion of the christ dvd, pickle, and sandpaper
@sabot No! Maybe... So?!
Abigail kitchen knife, bungee cords, and a table
Pvp piping , Vaseline , and
A big knife, garbage bags, and a base ball bat
Can of chiefboyrd, a funnel and a potted plant.
A stuffed "kid" toy, and two bottles of Viagra.
Paper bags, spray paint, and bubbles
A shovel, a gun and some plastic gloves.
Fuuuuck so many comments.
An axe,duct tape and rope
Rubber gloves, duct tape, and finger protectors (they said no condoms so I'm improvising)
A large bag of candy, a ski mask, and lots of rope
Sandwich bags, rubber bands, pregnancy tests- if you're a guy
A cup, laxatives, and a video camera- If you're a girl (BONUS) If you're cashier's female give her your address and tell her meet you at 8:00
Chocolate syrup, goldfish, rake
Condoms, windshield wiper fluid, and a spatula
*Duck tape, Rope, then ask The Casheir to Walk To Your Car a with You
gun,ammo,trash bags have a creepy smile the entire time and whisper to ur self "its time"
Rope, a knife, Viagra
@RighteousMuffin, when they ask you what it's for, just respond "Oh you know, just game night with the guys."
This one isn't inappropriate but a "Happy Birthday Grandma" cake, rat poison, and a "sorry for your loss" card
A knife, a mask, and a huge roll of duct tape.
Gloves, lotion and banana
Latex gloves lotion and a sh*t load if chicolate
Well that ruins my idea of the Condom Man superhero.
Saw Mask, Video Camera, Barney DVDs
Candy, syringes, some sort of liquid poison.
Every episode of Hannah Montana on DVD a tub of Vaseline and a mannequin hand
Duct tape, hamster, and Vaseline
Buy a nife a mask and finger print proof ruber gloves
Rope, stool, hook
Vasoline and the first season of "Toddlers and Tiaras" on DVD. Creep out everyone.
If you're a guy this will totally freak them out, Get a little girls dress and say its for you grab the tightest girl pants you can find and finally a diaper and done
Knives, meat grinder, and pepper spray
One direction poster, vaseline, paper towls
A knife, a mask, and a duffel bag.
A bucket, clothes hook and the morning after pills.
A condom a giant box of oatmeal and ropes
Knife, hockey mask, hello kitty backpack
Socks, lotion, Justin Bieber cd/movie
Disposable camera,rope and the biggest box of tampons you can find :)
a play boy magazine some pot and a 6 pack of beer note you are with your wife and kids.
@robbin hood, yeah cause hey totally sell pot in Walmart. -face/palm-
@Pewdies Bro, i liked because of the username *brofist*
Womens' condom, Viagra, and 5 hour energy
Hockey mask, guillotine, and cheetos
3 copies of justin beiber's album
A pool noodle, golf balls, and Vaseline.
Goldfish, plunder, and draino
Whipped cream, lighter fluid, and red food coloring
Tampons, a loofa, and bribe the cashier into having gay sex
KY Jelly, a cardboard box, and a teddy bear.... Well, you said freak out the cashier. There are no limits here.
Also duct tape, Viagra and a gun silencer.
Dog, Grill, knife
kids underwear, beer, ammo
Knife ak47 reverse bear trap
banans, condoms, & lube Lmao
Lotion, hammer, cucumber.
Donuts, donut holes, super glue
@jjbinks33, You stole that one.
I'm not a troll damnit!
Inflatable doll, 70s porn music, brokeback mountain
Pickles Vaseline and rubber gloves
Two halves of a watermelon and super glue
Justin beiber poster,dildo and a bottle of lotion
A begal, butter, season 1 and 2 of My Little Pony
Easy: rope, a hunting knife and a black hoodie
Ski mask, zip ties, and a anniversary card.... Boom mind blown
love how people say single items like a sock. one cannot buy a single sock
A donut, a pickle, and some mayo.
That's simple, all 3 modern warfare games
Some pseudofed, wd40, and a blender
Peanut butter, dog food, and Kleenex
Candy, soap, doll
Bananas cucumbers and vaseline
Children's sneakers, a video camera and a make your own lotion kit,
Black trash bags, shovel, and bleach
An iPhone, a gun, a vacume cleaner
Only need 2: rubber glove and vaseline
Tissues,lotion,gears of war 3
5 gallon water jug, bulk size aluminum foil, bulk size jug of drain-o
Bleach, rubber gloves and plastic containers
Hedge clippers, stain remover, and a car battery
Shovel, garbage bag, Rubber Gloves!
A knife a shovel and disposable gloves
Balloons, elastic' and a Barbie doll
Hannah Montana DVD,box of tissues and Vaseline.
A whore thong, vagisil, and viagra( for trans genders only)
duct tape, a shovel, and a gun/knife/etc.
Coat hanger, steak seasoning, bottle of wine.
Tampons, coffee mugs and some stain removers ...
I've never seen a Walmart...they just aren't around my house
Teddy bear, viagra, shovel.
Hmmm...the cashier, a gun, a knife
A belt, Cherries, and a dog leash
A bottle of clear windex, fill it with water in the bathroom, drink that, pvc pipe and rope lots of rope
I (almost) got away with it(oj's book) a trash bag and fish foot
Or...the cashier, a dildo, a tape dispenser
A ski mask, boucher knife and gloves
People need to remember that your buying this from walmart, not a gun store.
Shovel,wheelbarrow, and a axe
@ThatCrazyGamerGirl, tell them that it's noting, And leave stareing at them
It involves lube but its good.grab a justin bieber poster, a thing of lube and klenexs
Taffy, razor blades, rat poison
Rope, skii mask, and a knife
Condoms, chainsaw, video camera
(4 items) dubstep cd, subwoofer, tape and dildo (its an extreme dildo ;D)
Canisters of Gasoline, Some matches, and a pair of fire resistant gloves.
Diary, rope, ceiling fan
Duck Tape And Rope.
Pain killers, knife, video camera
Hammer. BB bullets. Sponge.
A pregnancy test, coat hanger and whisky.
You buy a foot stool, a rope, and a ceiling fan.
A bear trap some baby food and some seasoned salt
One knife, a disposable camera and garbage bags.
Dog treats, laxitives and Jack daniels
Rat poison, birthday cake, 'Sorry for your Loss' card. Start muttering about 'grandma' as you pay.
viagra, tampons and a snorkal
Rat poison, cake, sorry for your lose card
A small chair, Rope, and some chloroform
Twilight (book or movie), a book on how to create knots, rope and just say "Tell my wife the funeral plans are in the fridge."
Justin Beiber album, gasoline, matches
Duct tape, rope, and tampax
Shackles, tape recorder, hacksaw
A toy car
@TheBraveLittleFart, and garbage disposable
Laptop, Lotion, towel, then watch the reaction. :D
Mayo, natures lube
Ski mask. Whipped cream. And duct tape
I would buy a shovel , a trash bag and heavy duty rope.
A mask a kitchen knife and gloves then say it's not what it looks like
Oxy Cotin, gin, and a chainsaw
Axe, tape, steal chair and blind fold
Fish sticks, custard, sporks
Tampons, a stick and vaseline.
Since Walmart sells guns. A m16, a mask and some duct tape.
A rope a chair and a birthday card
Base ball bat, bleach and a Halloween mask
Cement, a bucket, and duct tape
Stool, rope, paper!
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Barbie movie, lotion, tissues
Lotion, Tissues, iPad.
Peanut butter, dog treats, tissue
A rope a toy van and a clown mask
A one direction album a knife and a map
Rope and batman outit.
Duct tape rope peanut butter
Whipped cream Dr pepper and Dora the explorer doll.
A whip/crop (larger wallmarts have them) chains, and a happy 60-80th b-day card, preferably one that mentions a surprise
Garbage bags, axe, and a shovel.
A Hannah Montana movie, lotion and tissues
Pillow case, rope, tomato juice
Pregnancy test, a broom, and clothes hangers
Tip: Wal-Mart people are used it. Try home depot.
Does have comdoms
1. Condons, a cactus, and a lown mower.
If ur under the age limit to buy condoms take them to the counter and if the person at the till says no, come back with a balloon and a rubber band
@Joead, there isn't an age limit.
A rubberbands, plastic bags and some food magazines...
Hand lotion, tissue paper, Miley Cyrus DVD. Do this while wearing a forever alone t-shirt
Toilet plunger vasaline and a teletubbies VCR toilet plunger for dildo vasaline for lube teletubbies I do it to
Tissues lotion and a Justin bieber cd
Hannah Montana DVD, Vaseline, tissues.
Knife duct tape and gloves
Jergens, tissues, Hannah Montana DVD
Lotion, Kleenex, and Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never."
A mask, rope, and bullets.
Underwear bomb model plane model white house
Giant knife, ski mask, trash bag
Packet of hot dogs, jar of pickles, and a bundle of bananas.
1) trash bags 2) rubber gloves 3)rope
Two packs of Monster and the most childish game there
Garbage bag, gloves, and a shovel.
Ski mask, airsoft gun, black spray paint
Fleshlight. Vibrator. Justin beiber porn. Their reaction WTF he masturbates to JB?!
Saran wrap, permant markers, and pulp fiction