She THOT she was helping.
@Mr Literal, man has his prioritys straight, would rather drown than be touched by a thot.
As a former lifeguard I can say that the thots don’t last long.
@The Common Shaman, No they do not. It was always funny when I saw them get fired. They were like "but I was doing my job!". No you weren't Jessica, you were trying to smash Brad while little Timmy was drowning.
@The Lifeguard, and when somebody is actually in danger we get to see the look of panic in their eyes as they realize they don’t actually know what they’re doing, and the closest thing to cpr they’ve done was a blowjob
@The Common Shaman, ha
"Lifeguard on Booty"
@Good Guy Satan, upvote for funny, simmering resentment for beating me to that comment.
@Nellybert , "Great minds meme alike!"
I just studied it. The big pic is photoshopped. The wood around the a$$ is bent a bit
More like Hoe on duty!!
Her twitter is a god dvmn eyesore. She is a stupid person....
Sometimes I feel I'm holding my life together with as much force as she's holding that fupa in
I will be drowning everyday.
Dat a$$ doh
Yet another male life lost to thots