If you dont think a warm apple pie is better than sex, you've never fųcked one of my grandma's home-made pies. Oh man, I totally ruined Thanksgiving but it was worth it. So worth it.
@The Poonisher, please tell me you screwed the pie somewhere private.
@megamanx181x, in my defense they all seemed pretty distracted saying grace.
@The Poonisher, damn that’s bold
@The Poonisher, God I wished someone would fvck me on their thanksgiving table.
@The Poonisher, I love warm apple pie! Can I come to Thanksgiving at your familys house this year?
Lmao her last name is Porne
Are we just going to ignore her last name?
Nothing is better than sex
@benderama, have you ever tried garlic bread? Or bathing in the blood of your vanquished foes?
@BigJohnson86, yes and yes, still not better than sex
Hmmm, one is tastier than the other
@megamanx181x, for one to say sex tastes better than lasagna is probably a virgin, or feeds their gf exclusively pineapple.
@FullMetalAlcoholist, taste doesn’t come to mind with sex... feeling and smell do...
I think certain foods beat sex, but just barely, that and Chrono Trigger.