At least the waitress is fvckable.
@Barry Dylan, No.
@codename orphan, yes
@Barry Dylan, The law requires that I be disgusted by you.
@Weird Porn Stash, with that username, I think you've been ignoring the law for a while
@Weird Porn Stash, but the internet demands an upvote
@Not him again, it's just weird. Not illegal.
@mas2de, *throws hands up* "I GUESS"
@Barry Dylan, incest is he best, put your daughter to the test
@Not him again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seventy-fivety dollars that’s absurd I won’t pay it
@But fvck it, sir, you'll have to pay it and the eleventy-two cent tip or Mr. Fluffles the doorman will have to take you out.
Yelp that b!tch
Yet, you smile at your waitress and happily consume your mud pie and neglect to inform her of the work in it, and you drink the tea that's 99% honey because that's how she likes it and she's the boss. Never you mind that hierarchical conundrum of the waitress, boss, owner, dishwasher 6 yr old.
And they make you wear their special clothes. Barbarians