Aaaaand I shjt myself
@ TouchMyCatEars, good thing you're already on the toilet
@Super GingerBoy, ..guess again
@ TouchMyCatEars, I'm out smoking and there's some rustling in the woods that I'm trying to figure out what it is and then this happens. Ya I sh@ myself too
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh no
@satan of the north, Hmm, I say you go investigate the noises. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
@ TouchMyCatEars, I just got out of the shower...
@ Emco567, damn you must've made a mess
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah, looks like that ghost lady from across the room won't bother me tonight.
@ Emco567, she's just there to watch you beat it, that's why I'm peeping in yo window right now too..
@ TouchMyCatEars, She says she likes your butt.
@ Emco567, Aw really?! I'm down for some ghosty spanking if it leads to spirit scissoring.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I'll get the Ouija board.
@ TouchMyCatEars, lol
@ TouchMyCatEars, Let’s give him round of applause
@ Emco567, hey that's not a bad idea, she might possess you then someone would actually be able to feel my butt like I wanted in the first place.
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah but if I let her in now she won't leave.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I was busy watching the girl in the lower right thinking she'd be the jump scare, so thankfully I dont need new pants!
@ Emco567, let her in so we can be with you forever and ever...
@ TouchMyCatEars, don't get her all exited, she'll throw furniture around.
First of the update and now I'm ready to get off the toilet. Wonderful
Yep, I know whats going on my front lawn this Halloween. There’s gonna be a lot of 10-year-olds on my block who are going to be back in diapers for a night!
At least I'm not constipated anymore
Naw it’s fine. I was wearing my brown pants.
Hello night shift. It's been a while old friend.
Fight or flight will definitely kick in and I can't be held responsible for which one because even if I flight I'm running through people...
I just puma pants
Well I’ve just dropped my phone straight onto my face
I guess I need to throw my pants away now
He is way faster than he should be
Will someone come changed my nappies?
Done me a frighten
@Fear Boner, do you know what that means?
@keiner versteht mich, yeah. Was trolling
Eh, not that Woah! I like that
I would probably puma pants