Once again, Ariel may have known how to write with UNDERWATER WRITING UTENSILS, but that didn't necessarily translate to land! She combed her hair with a fork, for f*cks sake, and you can't tell me they didn't have tableware in Atlantica! She didn't understand the human equivalent of everyday objects!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, and also Simba didn't know it was Scar who killed Mufasa until the end of the movie! C'mon people!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, pretty sure they would kill Mulan claiming she was a witch.
@ThePandaPool , they would have just killed Mulan, the only reason the general didn't was because she saved his life
@Suicide Squad Sucks, and Cinderella didnt want to be with the prince she just wanted to go to a party
@Suicide Squad Sucks, reason why I have slowly began to dislike dorkly. They're jokes tend to depend on one aspect rather than the whole picture.
Frozen: Holy fjcking shjt, you have ice powers!! That's so cool! We should teach how to embrace and control your powers so you can single handedly power this country's economy which is based on ice!
"Fear will be your enemy"
*creates an image of Elsa being attacked by a mob to frighten her*
Ugh, from a writing POV all of these are fun to joke about but they go against the grain of the character and that's just bad writing.
Moana: *Ocean takes heart straight to Teyfiti, pushes boats out of waterfall in Moana's tribe, uses monsoon to get Maui unstranded*
@SimonPetrikov, although visualizing that is great, i love the way they portrayed the ocean. It's dangerous, and will provide what you need, but you need to earn it.
The HISHE crew would be proud
You know now that I think about it what do they do with those diamonds anyway
@eleven, grind them into fairy dust.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Me: MORE GENIES
Cinderella was magically disguised so no one would recognize her and the prince was forbidden by his father to leave the castle.
@Soul Eaten, then how was he able to go around trying the shoe on everyone?
@Nurse Joy, reasons
I was gonna do one for Up, but I’ll let you figure it out.