@A pet named Steve, buypil
@A pet named Steve, Hi Number 2
@BerserkerNinja9, hey number 1
@MeddlingKid, I'm 24.
Neal doesn't give a fvck
@crazysheep, Neal's spirt animal is apparently a Honey Badger
@BerserkerNinja9, no Neal is a honey badgers spirit animal
That was an adventure from start to stop
@Firefighter95, there is about 15 more stories of Neal and Phil. Look them up. Some are even funnier.
tl;dr anon (aka phil) makes friends with a tard (neal) and they go on adventures.
pt 2 was my favorite but if you have the time read em all
This post is hilarious and reminds me of a similar one called Fats McGee and His Retard Three
Worth the read, put some toilet time into this one.
The hard r really caught me off guard until I remembered this is 4chan
I had to stop reading for a few minutes i was laughing so hard. I could read a whole book of adventures of Neal and Pil.
Cracked me up every time
I’m hoping there is more of this somewhere....
@Eyes of the Shadows, there is and this is only like half of it
Those are the funniest stories I've read in ages. Please make sure we get more of them
@IronBelly, I never understood why people even state that either it's worth a read by starting it at least or it's not but passing it over completely indicates to me you are just afraid of reading.
@Runnin with scissors, Cool story bro. I don’t understand why people have to make themselves feel good by being jerks on the internet. Who even says that? “You are just afraid of reading”. Stupid... you don’t know jack crap about me. Maybe, just maybe, I have two hyper toddlers running around wanting to spend time with dad and when I get some free time while they are playing together or spending time with mom, I like to glance at funny pics and don’t have time to read a long post with tiny font like this. It would take 30 freaking minutes with all the damn distractions. There’s other things I’d rather spend my time on than memes. If I was scrolling during a good poop, like we all do, I’d take the time and read it. Don’t be so quick to judge döüchenoodle
@IronBelly, whoa calm your clam. I just don't understand why you gotta share that it's too long for you to read. Also I don't know if you know this but we can use our fingers on touch screens to zoom. At most it's a 3-5 min read. Do you think I don't have other stuff to do? I dont feel better by telling you any of this by the way but as you felt it necessary to share something so unnecessary I only felt it fair to respond and make the point that your original comment is pointless and maybe even attention seeking rather than an actually well thought out statement. Also its pretty funny not your comment but the actual pic.
@Runnin with scissors, YOU CAN ZOOM SCREENS NOW?! Yeah, I just read it. Pretty hilarious. Do you know how many unnecessary and pointless comments there are in funny pics? Too many to keep track of. You’ve got yourself a full time job pal. Have fun.
@IronBelly, ya I like to respond to the ones that bug me personally tldr ones are some of them. also dont forget to change your first comment to I read it because I'm not slow.
What is this, a post for ants?
@SlothLoveChunk, nope you can zoom in and also when they get this long they are forced into the zoomed out perspective to show the full photo at once without the scrolling ability