47040- I agree your life sucks
@Pachirisu, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Pachirisu, I recognize this number... *shudders*
Twist: they were doing the dirty on the laundry machine
@YoYoMango, if you can get the rhythm to match up it can be.......invigorating
How is jacking off to the sound of (what you assumed to be) gay sex not gay?
@Langenator, He whispered "no homo" to the ceiling.
@Langenator, and who jerks off to the sound of sex even deaf ppl would be like that's weird
Note to self: rhythm and machine like sturdiness is key
Who puts a laundry machine in the kitchen?
@CC 6666, is that not normal..?
@CC 6666, I think that’s common everywhere but the USA
@HolyCatchphrase, well I am an uncultured American
@CC 6666, British
Two straight guys that live above their nice gay neighbor.
This opens the flood gate of whether he’s technically gay for his imagination or a secret technophile?
@megamanx181x, hes just audiosexual
@Guy Fawkes, mmm yes even weirder
Lets all be honest. Everyone has some gay tendencies. Women are turned by boobs and watching a woman go down on a man/woman as much as a man is.