Ill take 2 scoops of vagina ice cream in a waffle cone
@MTrace, Would you like some yeast with it?
@MTrace, you mean a blue waffle cone
@MTrace, would you like a vagina cup cake with that?
F*ck off John Dillinger..
My birthday is may 1st!
You wer not planned, therefore u shall be named LOL
Where do I get these facts?
WELL SINCE I MISSED CAPS LOCKS DAY IM CELEBRATING IT NOW HAPPY BELATED CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYBODY!
Picks aren't to bad so far
Re: when u fall in love u lose 2 close friends... you're hands. Right?
Cell phone thing not true! Saw it on mythbusters!
I'd love to have a friend named "Lol" could you imagine all the weird stuff that would happen?
I cried when I dropped a scoop of my vagina ice cream
Vaginas dont taste like vanilla
I do the password thing ALL the time?
I'm not trying to sounds tough or anything, but I definitely haven't cried six times this year
Passwords. I am the 1%!
Cool Story Bro
That Facebook statistic in 100 years is the most obvious thing I've ever heard
So this phone is dirtier than a toilet? F*ck.
Gandhi once called his very close friend and urged him not to go to war. His friend did. Gandhi did nazi it coming.
@MTrace: A BLUE waffle cone.
I was watching something about YouTube on tv and it said that's very second 24 hours worth of videos are posted to YouTube.
My step-grandfather is named Lol!
Actually, Facebook just hit 1 billion users, not even close to 500 million anymore
lol the password one is very true
No wonder I like eating vanilla so much!
sorry righeousmuffin already said that should have read the comments first
Day he was announced dead I got a text from afriend -OSAMAS DEAD!! Americas number 1! Next day was shtty at school cause I'm middle eastern but not afghanistan ...
YouTube now has movies and Nottingham mention the like 100 hour videos
Hi-Res just makes it smaller
Mother of facts.. (bu bu baaaaa)
Long bank line, huh.
The vanilla one is wrong. Vagina comes from the word for sheath.
I'm an above average cryer. Awesome.
Orange Peel irony
I'll have 2 scoops of vagina ice cream in a blue waffle cone, please.
@mttrace is that a regular waffle cone or would you like it blue?
Lol mom I love vanilla!
Uhm of course you backspace everything when you mess up your password. How would you know exactly where your mistake was?
*read the cell phone fact, dropped phone*
Lets make may 1st an American holiday.
So both hitler and osama were announced dead on my birthday? Wooo...?
There's a video on YouTube of Voldemort laughing for 10 hours
That explains why I love vanilla everything so much
Am I a lesbian because I love vanilla ice cream
I read this on the toilet off my phone... it felt awkward
I currently am one of the 99%
Omg I know someone named lol and we laugh around him
Six years of farting=atomic bomb.... Sudden realization: I CAN BLOW UP THE WORLD
Bad luck Brian (for the orange peel)
I'll be aware of May one from now on
Nothing makes me cry... Except my little dashie
Broad at yourself 'mr.bean meme'
And people say the Irish are drunks