Went for my physical yesterday and the doctor was happy that I hadn’t gained weight; actually lost a pound.
Jokes on her though, cuz last year I was carrying my gun and this year I wasn’t...
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@A Deformed Penis, based on your name, I don't think the gun made much of a difference.
I’ve actually lost over 35 pounds since febuary
As a fat man can confirm this is how dieting works
And it’s just the barest of muscles that you put on at one point
He looks like he's wearing one those hats the Queens guards wear